BXBX NOVEL 
In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn\'t apply to a certain Florida Man.
Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world.
Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion.
Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.
- Chapter 1 Florida Man Gets Isekaied, Pollutes New World
- Chapter 2 Florida Man Digs Catholes In Archaeological Sites
- Chapter 3 Florida Man Imposing As Sage Scams Teenager
- Chapter 4 Florida Man Defecates In Archeological Site, Covers His Stool With Ancient Mural
- Chapter 5 Scammed Victim Benefits From Florida Man’s Fake Medicine
- Chapter 6 Florida Man Scammed While Attempting To Scam Local Cultivator
- Chapter 7 Florida Man Builds General Store In Forest To Sell Grass
- Chapter 8 Florida Man Feeds Dire Wolf To His Cat
- Chapter 9 Florida Man Experiments With Steak, Attracts Vegan Neighbors
- Chapter 10 Florida Man Angers Vegan Neighbor By Growing Plant
- Chapter 11 Local Cultivator Suspects Florida Man As Scammer, Gets Scammed
- Chapter 12 Florida Man Worshiped For Being Righteous Scammer
- Chapter 13 Florida Man Claims He Deciphers Cat Language
- Chapter 14 Florida Man Claims Coriander Juice Is A New Coffee Blend
- Chapter 15 Uncle R. Enraged As Florida Man Cooks Fried Rice Using Raw Pine Nuts And Leaves
- Chapter 16 Florida Man Addicted To Nutting In Forest
- Chapter 17 Drug-Addicted Florida Man Invents New Meds
- Chapter 18 Florida Man Cooks Chemical Weapon Using Dog’s Blood
- Chapter 19 Chemist Intrudes Florida Man’s House, Kowtows For Forgiveness
- Chapter 20 Florida Man Gets Rich Selling Trash
- Chapter 21 Florida Man Baths In Wolf’s Goo, Complains He Smells Like Testicles
- Chapter 22 Florida Man Cures Stray Cat’s Blindness Using Homemade Parasites
- Chapter 23 Philanthropist "Mr. Florida Man" Donates Meth To Neighbor
- Chapter 24 Florida Man Scammer Starts New Franchise, Hires Scammed Victim
- Chapter 25 Florida Man’s General Store Runs A Promotion – Price Increases By 500%!
- Chapter 26 Florida Man's Overpriced Rotten Tea Becomes Popular Among Elders
- Chapter 27 Local Martial Artists Mistake Florida Man As Alien Scientist
- Chapter 28 Florida Man Invests 1,000 Years In Simulation Game
- Chapter 29 Florida Man Turns National Artifact Into Chair
- Chapter 30 Cop Called On Florida Man For Practicing Long Throw Using Cat
- Chapter 31 Local Criminals Scared As Florida Man Uses Cat As Weapon
- Chapter 32 Robbers Killed By “Cat” While Attempting To Break Into Florida Man’s House
- Chapter 33 Armed Robbers Slaughtered In Florida Man’s Store. The Store Owner Pleads “Please Raid My Store Again! I Love It!”
- Chapter 34 Dead Robber’s Father Blames Florida Man For Retaliating Against Robbers
- Chapter 35 Florida Man Steals Valuable From Crime Scene
- Chapter 36 Florida Man’s Used Weed Sold For Millions
- Chapter 37 Neighbor Stops Florida Man From Turning National Treasure Into Furniture
- Chapter 38 Florida Man Discovers New Shrooms Species In His Pocket
- Chapter 39 Florida Man's “Cat” Feeds On National Treasures
- Chapter 40 Forklift Certified Florida Man Worshiped As Immortal
- Chapter 41 Male Karen And Two Pets Killed By Florida Man During Pokemon Fight
- Chapter 42 Florida Man Hijacked Plane To Sell His Homemade Meds
- Chapter 43 Local Laborers Idolize Florida Man As Savior
- Chapter 44 Florida Man Teaches Elderly Man Nutting Techniques
- Chapter 45 Florida Man Discovers New Giant Potato Species, Turns Everything Into French Fries
- Chapter 46 Florida Man Hides Expensive French Fries In Impenetrable Granary, Raided By His Cat
- Chapter 47 Florida Man Invents AI Robot, Neighbor Panics
- Chapter 48 Arrest Warrants Issued Against Florida Man For Allegedly Disintegrating Corrupted Cop To Ash
- Chapter 49 Child Welfare Agents Concerned As Florida Man Let Infant Daughter Wander In Forest
- Chapter 50 Florida Man Searches For Sexy Alligator To Be His Wife
- Chapter 51 Parents Shocked - Florida Man Seduces Underage Girl Using Fairy
- Chapter 52 Florida Man Revives 6-YO Girl Using Tea And Food After Allegedly Killing Her With Radiation
- Chapter 53 Florida Man Distributes Drugs To Underage Girls, Parent Is Happy
- Chapter 54 Florida Man Threatens To Cut Cat’s Legs For Food
- Chapter 55 Florida Man Challenges Thunderstorm By Standing On Open Field
- Chapter 56 Florida Man Struck By Lightning Bolts, Becomes Super Florida Man
- Chapter 57 Naked Florida Man Challenges Lightning Storm, Waving Nation Flag And Cursing God
- Chapter 58 Florida Man Destroys Illegally Parked Wooden Boat, Kills The Ship Owners
- Chapter 59 Florida Man Complains As Thieves Refuse To Attack Him
- Chapter 60 Florida Man Cultivates Mushroom For New Drugs, Accidentally Turns Visitor Into Zombie
- Chapter 61 Billionaire Florida Man Reveals Business Secret: “Free Child Labor Is A Must-Have!”
- Chapter 62 Local Shocked As Florida Man Develops Chemical Weapon As Food
- Chapter 63 Florida Man Builds Recycling Center To Remove Trash, Spreads Cordyceps Zombie Virus
- Chapter 64 Florida Man Jumps Into Nuclear Reactor Pool While Filming New Jackass Knockoff Movie
- Chapter 65 Meth Making Is Popular Among Pharmacy Company, Said Florida Man Who Successfully Converted Famous Chemist Into Meth Chef
- Chapter 66 Florida Man Trainee Warned Not To Insert Fingers Into Electric Outlet, Gets Electrocuted
- Chapter 67 Florida Man Skins His Arm To Make Evening Dress For Sale
- Chapter 68 Officials Confused As Florida Man Draws Alligator Emoticon As His Business Signature
- Chapter 69 Elderly Men Interested In Florida Man's Balls, Survey Said
- Chapter 70 Senators Summons Florida Man For Hearing About His Balls
- Chapter 71 Greta Enraged As Florida Man Cut 2,000 Trees In Front Of Official Agents
- Chapter 72 Florida Man Mistakes Emperor Envoy As Ohio Man, Offends The Officials
- Chapter 73 Florida Man Trainee Murders Police Officer Using Pokemon
- Chapter 74 Cops Panic As Florida Man Trainee Releases Wild Cat On Street
- Chapter 75 Hundred Police Officers Brutally Attacking Florida Man’s Pet Faces Retribution
- Chapter 76 Florida Man Plunders And Murders 200 Police Officers For Rare Dish
- Chapter 77 Florida Man Scot-Free After Murdering 200 Local Cops And Establishing Crime Syndicate
- Chapter 78 Florida Man Digs New River For Local Alligators, Neighbor Complains
- Chapter 79 Florida Man Raids Empty Police Station While Cops Raids His House
- Chapter 80 Kidnappers Hitting Florida Man’s House Captured And Eaten By “Cat”
- Chapter 81 Teens Mimics Parkour Video Game And Climb Florida Man House, Get Shot And Arrested
- Chapter 82 Philanthropist “Mr. Florida Man” Builds Apartment For Homeless People, Sued By Locals
- Chapter 83 Florida Man Teaches Children How To Brush Teeth, Eats Toothpaste And Get Hospitalized
- Chapter 84 20 Corpses Found Near Florida Man’s Farm, “Munch-Munch, Nom-Nom Meow” Said The Murderer
- Chapter 85 Florida Man Goes Picnic, Forgets Hungry Alligator At Home
- Chapter 86 Florida Man Travels Abroad For A Month And Leaves His Infant Daughter Home
- Chapter 87 Florida Man Bitten By Amazon Crocodile While Catching Wild Chickens For Dinner
- Chapter 88 Florida Man Practices Entomophagy While Touring Amazon Jungle, Gets Bitten By Amazonian Wasps, Tarantula, Black Caiman, And Snakes
- Chapter 89 Florida Man Pays His Employee's Wage With Cooked Wasps
- Chapter 90 PETA Protests As Florida Man Murders Two Amazon Caimans And Seduces Unicorn
- Chapter 91 Florida Man Tames Unicorn By Smashing
- Chapter 92 Florida Man French-Kisses 100 Wild Horses And Brings Them Home
- Chapter 93 Florida Man Defeats Horse In Sprinting. Horse Racing Associations Invalid The Race As Florida Man Used Firearms
- Chapter 94 Florida Man Proved Innocence After Karen Neighbor Accused Him Of Having Intercourse With Horse, Her Husband Did
- Chapter 95 Florida Man Robs Chinese Temple With Unicorn, Steals Only Apple Juice
- Chapter 96 Super Hero “Florida Man” Speedruns A Boss Fight, “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That”
- Chapter 97 Vegan Cops Stalk Florida Man For Eating Meat At Home
- Chapter 98 Gunfire Exchanged During A High-Speed Chase After Cops Stole Florida Man’s Poke Ball
- Chapter 99 Florida Man On Shrooms Lights Himself On Fire, Damage The Pyramid, And Steal Pharaoh’s Golden Chocolate
- Chapter 100 Florida Man Cleans His Internal Organ Using High-Pressure Water, Suffers Brain Damage
- Chapter 101 Florida Man Accused Of Sending Children To Lithium Mine 20 Hours A Day
- Chapter 102 Florida Man Traveling To China To Join Shaolin Temple Discovers Rare Pokemon
- Chapter 103 Florida Man Proclaims Himself As Messiah And Found New Religion To Become True Atheist
- Chapter 104 Florida Man Sings On Mountain, Becomes Disney Princess And Haunted By Ghost
- Chapter 105 Florida Man Criticizes Missionary, Gets Struck By Lightning, And Gains Enlightenment
- Chapter 106 Florida Man Raises Fund To Arm His Children With 12-Gauge Shotguns For Self-Protection In School
- Chapter 107 Philanthropist “Mr. Florida Man” Teaches Teen Carjacking Techniques And How To Survive Cop Chases
- Chapter 108 Florida Man Sued By IATA As He Flies To Space By Riding Drone
- Chapter 109 Locals Concerned As Florida Man Sponsors Female-Only Orphanage To Adopt A Daughter And Recruit Underaged Employees
- Chapter 110 Locals Refuse To Call Cops After Witnessing Florida Man Urinating On Wooden Mannequin In Front Of His 6-Year-Old Daughter, "We Saw Nothing!"
- Chapter 111 Florida Man Evicts 100-Year-Old Elders From Nursing Home And Forces Them To Work In Sweatshop
- Chapter 112 The Congress Denied The Threat Of Functioning Alien Spaceship After Florida Man Fired Death Star Beam From Excavated Spaceship In His Backyard
- Chapter 113 Florida Teen Discovers Real Lightsaber In Alien Spaceship And Claims Ownership. Star Wars Fans Riots.
- Chapter 114 NSA Agents Files Lawsuit Against Florida Man For Riding Unicorn Into Area 51
- Chapter 115 Florida Man Riding Unicorn On Highway While Fleeing From Area 51’S Military Tanks Gets Caught On Video
- Chapter 116 Florida Man Robs Astronauts’ Graves To Eat Their Bones
- Chapter 117 Naked Florida Man Dances And Sings To Cheer Arson Victim After He Burnt Her House
- Chapter 118 Florida Man Murders 10 Elders And Bring Their Corpses Home For Food
- Chapter 119 Warrant Issued On Florida Man Again After His Missing Man-Eating Cat Found In Church Along With Half-Eaten Priests
- Chapter 120 Homeless Florida Man Arrested For Taking A Bath
- Chapter 121 Florida Man Outruns Cops By Mimicking Animals
- Chapter 122 Self-Proclaiming Environment Activist Florida Man Steals Church Pillar And Doors To Recycle Them
- Chapter 123 Armed Florida Man Interrupted Baptism Ceremony To Rescue His Cat. One Pastor Killed.
- Chapter 124 WHO Baffled As Florida Man Successfully Cured COVID By Spitting Into Patient’s Mouth
- Chapter 125 Florida Man Accused Of Being Pedophile After He Escorted Lost Child To Her Parent’s Home
- Chapter 126 Florida Man Abducts Children Home, Discovers They Are Adult Cosplayers
- Chapter 127 Florida Man Steals Man's Underwear To Smell Its Crotch
- Chapter 128 Florida Man Announces He Will Open Kindergarten For Elders
- Chapter 129 Florida Man Claims He Understands Life Better After Talking to Statues
- Chapter 130 Local Floridians Concerned as Florida Man Erects Caiman Farm Instead of Alligator Farm
- Chapter 131 Florida Man Invents Laser-Shooting Matchlock Rifles to Make Anime Character "Tanya Von Degurechaff" Real
- Chapter 132 Florida Man Armed His Employees with Job Applications to Repel Potential Looters
- Chapter 133 Florida Man Distributes Guns To School Teachers And Students For Self-Protection. Multiple School Shooters Reported 10 Minutes Later.
- Chapter 134 Florida Man Purchases Luxurious Sports Cars To Decorate Parking Lot
- Chapter 135 Florida Man Attempted Time Traveling, Crashed His Brand New Ferrari Roma Into Trees.
- Chapter 136 Florida Man Arrested For Hiding A Thousand Underage Immigrants And One Dead Body In His Sweatshop
- Chapter 137 Florida Man Forces Minor To Fight In Martial Arts Tournament Wearing John Wick’s Tactical Suit And Carrying Gun
- Chapter 138 Middle-Aged Florida Men Identified as Teenagers Participate in School Sports Tournament
- Chapter 139 Florida Man Fingers Elementary School Girl in Public to Heal Her Eyes
- Chapter 140 Florida Man Struck by Lightning While Fingering His 7-Year-Old Girlfriend
- Chapter 141 Florida Man Discharged Homemade Nuclear Waste Water While Taking Bath In River, Claimed The Water Came From Fukushima
- Chapter 142 SWAT Team And FBI Mobilized As Florida Man Successfully Genetic-Engineered 7-Year-Old Girl Into Adult WAIFU
- Chapter 143 Wanted Florida Man Dressing In Among Us Suit Is Terrorizes Towns. FBI Warns Children Not To Trust Any Man In Among Us Cosplay.
- Chapter 144 Florida Man Accidentally Evaporated Entire Town By Shooting Fireworks While Parachuting. One Of The Fireworks Was Genuine 100-Ton TNT.
- Chapter 145 Florida Man Burnt Alive While Doing TikTok Challenge - Taking A Bath In Active Volcano
- Chapter 146 Florida Man Defends Bullied Man From Angry Karen By Using Mushrooms, Then Mocks Her For Having “Saggy” Genitalia.
- Chapter 147 Florida Man Earns Millions by Forcing Teen to Eat Black Matsutake Mushroom with Cheese
- Chapter 148 Florida Man Encourages Martial Art Students to Bring Guns to Karate Class
- Chapter 149 Florida Man Successfully Launches First Ever Flying Bus, Screams at Passengers Not to Parachute during Flight, “This ain’t Fortnite!”
- Chapter 150 – Florida Man Attends Parent's Meeting at Local Middle School While Bringing Adult Toys to Advertise His Store
- Chapter 151 Florida Man Equipped School Bus with Mini-Gun and Drove It on Highway. Wild Anaconda Got Run Over and Shot to Death.
- Chapter 152 Florida Man Destroyed 18 Medieval Ships While Trying to Find a Parking Spot for His School Bus in Shipyard
- Chapter 153 Florida Man Identifies His Immigrant Employees as Floridian to Escape Charges from Immigration Police
- Chapter 154 Vegan Representative Challenges Florida Man in Fencing. The Latter Brings Guns.
- Chapter 155 Florida Man Scams Copium-Addicted Senators during Sports Conference. No Press Has Been Charged.
- Chapter 156 Florida Man Breaks Into House And Set New Guinness World Record Of Longest Poop On House Owner’s Bed
- Chapter 157 Local Prince Filed Lawsuit Against Florida Man As The Guinness Book World Record’s Longest Turd Exploded On His Face
- Chapter 158 Florida Man Tied Children With BDSM Ropes And Sent Them To School. Teachers Approved While Parents Protested.
- Chapter 159 Florida Man Identified As Disabled Joins Paralympic Games, Breaks Every World Record
- Chapter 160 Paralympic Host Refuses To Void Florida Man’s World Records As 99% Of Athletes Self-Identified As Disabled
- Chapter 161 Florida Man Wins Lottery, Receives Gold Digging Catfisher As Prize
- Chapter 162 Florida Man Sued Doctor For Prescribing Antibiotics Instead Of Heroin
- Chapter 163 Florida Man’s Student Accidentally Gunned Martial Artist To Death During MMA Match
- Chapter 164 Florida Man Killed Local Emperor And Two Princes As They Refused To Purchase His Fake Meds
- Chapter 165 Florida Man Broke Into Stranger’s House And Stole Garden Light Bulb
- Chapter 166 Florida Man Infiltrating Stranger’s Storeroom Assaulted By Another Burglar. One Burglar Killed.
- Chapter 167 Florida Man Builds Ramps On Public Parking Lot Rooftop To Complete IRL GTA Stunt Jump Achievements
- Chapter 168 100 SQ/M Clothing Store Building Abducted By Florida Man’s UFO
- Chapter 169 Florida Man Quits His Job To Start New Career As Gamer, Spends All His Savings In Gacha Game.
- Chapter 170 Florida Man Invented New Strongest Flashlight, Accident Blinded Himself And His Employees By During Experiment.
- Chapter 171 Florida Man Establishes Meth Factory in Shopping Mall and Offers Meth-Making Master Class as Services.
- Chapter 172 Florida Man Chased High-Schooler from Shooting Range for Bringing Multiple Girlfriends on a Date and Skipping Zaza Smoking Schedule
- Chapter 173 Game-Addicted Florida Man Sued Game Company as Game’s “Quest” Forced Him to Touch Grass
- Chapter 174 Florida Man Found Drunk Naked Woman Sleeping in His Bed, Cuddled with Her, Kicked Her Out in the Morning, and Refused to Elaborate.
- Chapter 175 Florida Man Wrestled a Pig in a Professional Wrestling Match. The Pig Owner is Confused.
- Chapter 176 Florida Man Scammed Foreigner as Revenge after Being Called by Racial Slur
- Chapter 177 Florida Man Saved Feral Dog, Brought It Home, and Killed It for Food
- Chapter 178 Cops Called on Florida Man for Hoarding Infected Dog Corpses in His Backyard for Science Experiment
- Chapter 179 Florida Man Trainee Accidentally Found New Religion and Created New Loli Goddess by Showing Viral VDO to Kindergarten Girl
- Chapter 180 Unknown Hacker Removed Florida Man’s Information from Police Department after the Latter Confessed He Imported “Virginity” Restoration Meds from Outer Space
- Chapter 181 Scammer Attempted to Sell Second-Hand Tesla as Brand New. Florida Man Scammed Him and Bought It for $1,000.
- Chapter 182 Florida Man Stormed into Gun Store, Threatened Store Owner, and Robbed a Pen
- Chapter 183 Professional Wrestler “Florida Man” Fired From WWB After His Debut Match Got Interrupted Due To Technical Difficulties. The Executives Claimed Florida Man’s Gimmick Was Too Overpowered.
- Chapter 184 Viral Footage Of Frightened Florida Man Running Away From Chasing Pastor Becomes New TikTok Challenge. Local Sheriff Warns Floridians To Avoid Pastors On Street Until Further Notice
- Chapter 185 Florida Man Called Cops To Offer Surrender Claiming He Abducted Alien Princess In His Dream
- Chapter 186 500-Year-Old Florida Couples Surprised Local By Holding Flash Wedding. “BED! SEX! NOW!” Said Grandma To Grandpa During The Ceremony..
- Chapter 187 Florida Elder Gunned Down Flash Mob Looters Attempting To Ransack His Store. “Welcome To Florida, Suckers!” Said Elder During The Interview
- Chapter 188 Drunk Florida Man Wrestled With Stray Cat Using WWE Moves, Discovered Cat Was Actually Adult Man Cosplaying As Tiger, Got RKOed And Sent Home.
- Chapter 189 Trained “Cat” Maimed Neighbors When Local Trainer Took Her For A Walk. All Dead Bodies Found In Florida Man’s Refrigerator Marked As “Cat Food”.
- Chapter 190 Pedophile Tourist Attempting to Sexual-Harass Girl during Halloween Event Shot By Florida Man Cosplayed as Pedophile Bear.
- Chapter 191 Florida Man Sued Dead Pro-War Rioters for Raiding His Shopping Mall and Got Shot to Death by His Employees.
- Chapter 192 NetFlex Announced New Hangover Movie Would Be Based on True Story of Florida Man Waking Up to the Aftermath of Alien War.
- Chapter 193 Woman Called Cops on Florida Man For Allegedly Sexual-Harassed Her, Made Her Fall in Love with Him, Then Friendzoned Her. No Baby Has Been Conceived.
- Chapter 194 Florida Man Claimed Innocence After His Worshipers Declared a Racial War Against Elves Under His Name. He Said During Interview, “This Casual Racist Will Attempt the Ranked Mode If Necessary!”
- Chapter 195 Florida Man Scammed Illegal Migrants by Accepting Them into His House, Offer Them Legal Jobs, And Robbed Them Afterward. The Immigrants Were Originally Broke When They Crossed Borders.
- Chapter 196 Florida Man Became Millionaire after Selling Expired Drugs to Homeless People, Claiming His Medicines Could Cure Cancer by Granting New Cancer.
- Chapter 197 Florida Man Mistook Lithium as Iron. Mined a Ton. Threw Raw Ores to Furnace. And Caused an Explosion. Scientists and Chemists Baffled Why He is Still Alive.
- Chapter 198 Florida Man Called Cops Claiming His New Dairy Cow Sexual-Harassed Him by Forcing Him to Touch Its Breasts
- Chapter 199 Florida Man Built Trillion-Dollar Labs to Modify Cabbage DNAs. On the Other News, Ohio Man Discovered on Death Star.
- Chapter 200 Income Disparity! Ohio Man Earned 100 Million by Selling Information to Cartel Lord While Florida Man Genetic-Engineered Cabbage DNA to Create Ultimate Pet Food and Earned Nothing!
- Chapter 201 Florida Man Took Flight Courses to Become First Human Pigeon.
- Chapter 202 Forklift Certified Florida Man Refused to Have Sex with Celebrity to Warm Up for the Upcoming No-Nut-November.
- Chapter 203 Naked Florida Man Climbed Mount Everest to Set a Guinness World Record for Longest Urine.
- Chapter 204 Florida Man Created Realistic Wax Doll of His Dream Girl to Grope Her Breasts. The Doll Was Haunted, but Florida Man Happily Exorcised It on His Bed.
- Chapter 205 Florida Man Injected Micro-CPU and Micro-GPU Inside His Brain So That He Could Play Fortnite in His Sleep.
- Chapter 206 Forklift Certified Florida Man Successfully Implemented AI to His Ore Refinery. Engineers Protested As Machines Didn’t Need AI. Florida Man Converted Engineers into AI Instead.
- Chapter 207 Florida Man Officially Proclaimed Mount Everest as His Land and Built an Oil Refinery on It. Climbers Protested as They No Longer Had a Place to Dump Their Trash.
- Chapter 208 Florida Man Sued Celebrity for Sexual Harassment as She Violated Him in His Sleep. He Demands the Assailant to Redo the Activity While He Is Awake.
- Chapter 209 Florida Man Pretending to Be Drill Sergeant Forced Recruits to Lick His Finger. Officers Confused How He Infiltrated the Barrack.
- Chapter 210 Florida Man Allegedly Slept with the United Elfen Kingdom’s Crown Princess and Accidentally Married Her. The Queen Openly Disapproved Their Relationship.
- Chapter 211 Abrupt Chaos Ensued after Florida Man Received Bull’s Urine as Wedding Gift. Witnesses Said The Groom Brought the Urine Bag Home to Make New “Drink”.
- Chapter 212 Floridians Celebrated as Elderly Florida Man Finally Lost His V Card.
- Chapter 213 Florida Man Discovered a Method to Look Younger after Failing No-Nut November Challenge. He Revealed That Nutting Was the Secret.
- Chapter 214 Florida Man Implemented AI to Wax Doll. Cops Summoned Exorcists the Next Day.
- Chapter 215 Florida Man Gazed the Stars and Discovered Alien UFO. Government Official Claimed It Was a Flying Washing Machine of Ohio Man’s Mother-In-Law.
- Chapter 216 Florida Man Hired Monkey to Teach Fencing to Veteran Martial Artists.
- Chapter 217 Florida Man Mined Breast Milk With Horses And Made Chemical Weapon.
- Chapter 218 Florida Man Gifted His Tsundere Elf Wife M-16 Rifle in Preparation to Murder His Mother-In-Law.
- Chapter 219 Florida Man Opened Fried Chicken Fast-Food Chain Restaurant, Served Alligator Meat Instead.
- Chapter 220 Florida Man Investigated after This Year’s Graduates of His University Had Lower IQ Than Monkeys.
- Chapter 221 Florida Man Proclaimed He Studied Dark Magic to Start Zombie Apocalypse. Many Universities Openly Sponsored the Research.
- Chapter 222 Half-Naked Florida Man Holding Smartphone Playing Porn Video Rescued a Thousand Lives Before He Remarked “3D Pigs Disgusting”
- Chapter 223 Tourists Accused Florida Man of Being Sex Predator after He Played Video Game at Home All Night.
- Chapter 224 Florida Man Introduced New Career Choice to Female Teenagers – Lithium Miner.
- Chapter 225 CEO Florida Man Rejected 2,000 Job Applicants Because He Was Too Busy Analyzing GTA6’s Trailers and Leaked Gameplay.
- Chapter 226 Musical Theatre’s Judges Sent to Hospital after Listening to Florida Man Singing “A Whole New World” During Audition.
- Chapter 227 Florida Man Equipped Scooter with Military-Graded Weaponry and Sold it to the Army. Government Officials Baffled How Armed Scooter Was More Destructive Than Million-Dollar Tanks.
- Chapter 228 Tourists Randomly Gunned Florida Man’s House and Broke His Windows. Florida Man Brought Out Restored WWII M4 Sherman Tank From His Garage and Destroyed Their RVs.
- Chapter 229 Tank Fight Ensued as Tourists Whose RVs Were Destroyed by Florida Man’s Tank Brought Panzer Tank for Revenge. Floridians Gathered to See the WWII’s Tanks in Combat.
- Chapter 230 Florida Man Called Cops Claiming Mad Scientist Stole His Identity and Body.
- Chapter 231 Ohio Man Sent Death Threat to Doctor Who Stole Florida Man’s Kidneys.
- Chapter 232 Florida Man Allegedly Released Pet Wolf to Hunt and Kill Stray Dogs in Neighborhood for Food – His Food.
- Chapter 233 Florida Man Received Noble Prize For Mastering Doomsday Prepping Techniques in Simulation Games.
- Chapter 234 Florida Man Punched Mad Veterinarian Who Attempted to Combine His Dog With His Daughter. “I hate kids like you.” Said the Vet.
- Chapter 235 Florida Man Attacked and Killed Home Intruder Using Giant Octopus.
- Chapter 236 Florida Man Found His Wife Unconscious at Home, Calls Fisherman for Advice Instead of Calling an Ambulance.
- Chapter 237 Florida Man Whose Wife Was in Coma Prevented Relatives from Visiting Her So That He Could Watch TV Alone in Hospital.
- Chapter 238 Florida Man Beaten by His Father Because He Refused to “GIT GUD” in the Art of Sigma Male.
- Chapter 239 Florida Man Allegedly Groomed a Maiden. FBI Declared That He Rizzed His Last Gyatt.
- Chapter 240 Florida Man Called Cops and Begged for Red Pills to Escape the Matrix.
- Chapter 241 Florida Man Programmed New AI to Automatically Make New Drugs in His Meth Lab. Drug Cartels Called Cops and Complained That the AI Stole Their Jobs.
- Chapter 242 Florida Man Abducted Wild Alligators to Train Them as Soldiers in Preparation for Zombie Apocalypse
- Chapter 243 Florida Man Who Recently Promoted as Drill Sergeant Added Alligator Wrestling to Regular Training Regime for New Recruits.
- Chapter 244 Florida Man in Templar Knight Costume Attended Warhammer 40,000 Event. Cops in Space Marine Costumes Arrested Him for Heresy.
- Chapter 245 Florida Man Crossed a Desert to Find Desert Monster, Found Area 51 Instead.
- Chapter 246 Florida Man Arrested for Breaking into Neighbor’s Home and Stealing a Weed Joint from Furry Burglars in the Same House.
- Chapter 247 Florida Man Advised Doomsday Preppers to Stock Booze, Beer, and Wine Instead of Food Before the Second COVID Spread.
- Chapter 248 Florida Man Quit Job and Spent His Entire Saving in a Phone Game.
- Chapter 249 Local Floridians Shocked as Snowstorm Approached While Ohio Man Mocked, “First Time?”
- Chapter 250 A Florida Man Penetrated Airport Perimeter to Engage Alien Delegates on Runway for Cannabis Import Negotiations
- Chapter 251 Woman Reported Missing after Business Trip. Local Found Her a Day Later Having a Yoga Session With Homeless Florida Man Who Provided Her Temporary Shelter.
- Chapter 252 Florida Man Requests Pronoun Change at Government Office to Identify as 'Texas Man,' Citing Ownership of Machine-Gun-Armed Cows as Justification.
- Chapter 253 Florida Man Took Picture of a Cow on a Couch Surrounded by Five Black Horses. Tw*tter Exploded as Men Expressed Their Desire to Replace the Cow.
- Chapter 254 Mad Cow Disease Discovered in Florida Man’s Butcher Shop. Store Owner Denied the Allegations and Ate Raw Beef in front of WHO Officials. He Was Later Found Humping a Cow That Day.
- Chapter 255 Weather Forecast Predicted Heavy Snow in Tampa Florida as the Infamous Drug Cartel ‘Florida Man’ Wrote Academic Books for Children.
- Chapter 256 Florida Man Invented Mosquito Worm Wines as New Local Merchandise. TikTokers Rushed to Drink It as Mosquito Worm Consumption Became New Trending.
- Chapter 257 Florida Man Cosplaying as Game of Thrones’s Character Blocked the Road and Kept Shouting “Winter is Coming”. Investigation Found He Busted 90 Times Last Month Causing His Kidneys to Fail.
- Chapter 258 Local Florida Men Saved Tourist Man from Ferocious Cannibal Disguising as Middle-Schooler. Cops Arrested the Tourist Later for Attempting to Groom Minor.
- Chapter 259 Florida Man Sued Mother-in-Law for Snorting Coke Without Inviting Him.
- Chapter 260 Florida Man Registered His Teenage Daughter in Professional Martial Arts Tournament to Earn Money.
- Chapter 261 Florida Man Denied the Allegation of Smuggling AV Superstars from Brazil to Ohio to Film Bestiary Movie.
- Chapter 262 Florida Man Arrested for Trespassing into Area 51 to Learn Magic and Sorcery from Aliens.
- Chapter 263 Florida Man Arrested Again as His “Cat” Swallowed His Neighbor Whole.
- Chapter 264 Florida Man Implanted CPU Chip in His Son’s Brain to Improve His IQ. The Son Later Diagnosed with Autism.
- Chapter 265 Karen Called Cops on Florida Man for Marrying Her Daughter Whom She Attempted to Murder.
- Chapter 266 Florida Man Accidentally Snapped His Mother-in-Law’s Neck While Roleplaying as Dark Lord of the Sith.
- Chapter 267 Florida Man Faced No Murder Charge after He Gunned Vegan Man Who Attempted to Steal His Potted Marihuana Plant.
- Chapter 268 Florida Man Allegedly Killed Stripper by Throwing Landmine on Her Dance Stage.
- Chapter 269 Florida Man Constructs Space Shuttle, Sends Mother-in-Law to Space Without Return Instructions
- Chapter 270 Astronauts Discovered Intoxicated Florida Man on Space Station. Nasa Baffled How He Got There.
- Chapter 271 Florida Man Claims Immortality Achieved After 33 Days of Sunbathing
- Chapter 272 Florida Man, Who Previously Claimed Immortality from 33 Days of Sunbathing, Now Diagnosed with Skin Cancer
- Chapter 273 Florida Man, Who Diagnosed with Skin Cancer Because of Sunbathing, Discovered to be the Prime Suspect of Missing Ohio Woman’s Case
- Chapter 274 Florida Man, Initially the Prime Suspect in Missing Woman Case, Found Innocent Due to Alibi of Feeding Wife Marijuana.
- Chapter 275 Father of Florida Man, Who Fed His Wife Marihuana, Introduces AI to Battleship and Sparks US Navy Concern as Ship Gains Sentient and Joins Vtubing Company
- Chapter 276 Karen Sued Florida Man for Curing Her Lung Cancer by Trapping Her in Gas Chamber.
- Chapter 277 Florida Man Rescued Boy from Sexual Predator Using Mushrooms.
- Chapter 278 Florida Man Diagnosed with Kidneys Stones after He Breaks Guinness Book World Record by Sleeping with 100 Women in One Day.
- Chapter 279 Florida Man Calls Cops to Sue Government for Prohibiting the Use of Living Humans as Fertilizer for Personal Gardens
- Chapter 280 Florida Man Collapses After Pushing Limits by Writing 8,000 Words in 8 Hours for Serialized Novel's Christmas Event
- Chapter 281 Florida Man Starts New Hotel Business, Forgets to Hire Employees
- Chapter 282 Florida Man Faces Warrant for Allegedly Raising Male Bulls for Inappropriate Use.
- Chapter 283 Galactic Showdown Goes Viral: Ohio Man and Florida Man Unleash Epic Toy Lightsaber Battle!
- Chapter 284 Florida Man's 'Ruff' Day: Takes Home 'Abandoned Puppy,' Turns Out to Be Ohio Kid
- Chapter 285 Florida Man Forces His Son to Marry Vaporeon to Breed the Ultimate Pokemon
- Chapter 286 Florida Man Wakes Up to Surprise Addition: Baby or Burrito?!
- Chapter 287 – Florida Man Shuns Celeb's Marriage Proposal, Claims Affection for 2D Vtuber over 3D Pigs
- Chapter 288 – Wedding Tumble: Florida Man's Feast Turns Dance Floor into Slip 'n Slide Diarrhea Fest
- Chapter 289 Surprise Gift at Florida Man's Wedding: Guests Unwrap Bag of... Fertilizer?!
- Chapter 290 – Florida Man Convoy and Giant Feline Crash Wedding, Bestow Groom with Recipe for Chaos and Vampire-Grade Red Bull as Wedding Gifts
- Chapter 291 – Florida Man's Wild Wedding: Guests Get Free Smartphone Souvenir for Witnessing His Cat Giving Head to Cow 11 AM.
- Chapter 292 – Florida Couple Taken to Hospital after Recreating 'Till Death Do Us Part' Wedding Moment With Super Glue on Their Lips.
- Chapter 293 – New Cocktail Gone Viral: Bartender Offered to 'BUKKAKE' Florida Man
- Chapter 294 Buffet Restaurant Calls Cops on Florida Man for Not Eating Vegetables
- Chapter 295 Florida Man Funds Space Traveling Project, Aiming to be the First Space Gas Smoker
- Chapter 296 Florida Man Arrested for Joyriding Coffin Through Car Factory
- Chapter 297 Florida Man Brings Farm Alligator to Court Room and Threatens Judge to Lessen His Sentence
- Chapter 298 Florida Man Arrested in Court Following Incident Where His Alligators Ate the Judge
- Chapter 299 Florida Man Pranks Call Center Scammer by Redirecting Him to Police Station
- Chapter 300 Outlaw Accidentally Turns Hero: Wanted Florida Man Turns Marathon Cop Chase into Terrorist Takedown
- Chapter 301 Barely Clothed Floridian Lady Officially Upgrades Lost Child Encounter to Son-Adoption Level
- Chapter 302 Touching Reunion? Florida Man Found His Missing Father, Got Scolded for Not Inheriting His DNA
- Chapter 303 Florida Man and Ohio Man Compare Their Balls’ Sizes in Public Transport. No One Has Been Blinded
- Chapter 304 Florida Man Who Discovers Another Dimension in the Universe Diagnosed with Schizophrenic
- Chapter 305 Florida Man Erects New Capsule Hotel INSIDE a Convenient Store
- Chapter 306 Florida Man Prevents Customers from Entering Shopping Mall by Exposing the Smell of His Balls
- Chapter 307 Florida Man Purposely Orders a Barrel of Chicken Instead of a Bucket to Spread the Dao of Florida
- Chapter 308 Florida Man Mistakenly Brings Youth to Slaughter House Instead of School
- Chapter 309 Florida Man Deviously Tricks Teens into Auditioning as Gourmet Cuisine for his Pampered Pet
- Chapter 310 Florida Man Hires Sexy Strippers to Join Kid’s Parade in Public Shopping Mall
- Chapter 311 Florida Man Swindles Half of Tourist's Fortune for Exclusive Service as a Human Shield against the Law
- Chapter 312 Florida Man Takes ’Junior Executive’ to a Whole New Level: Appoints Minor as Store Manager - Now Offering Candy as Employee of the Month Bonus!
- Chapter 313 Florida Man Accepts Celebrity’s Dinner Invitation, Promises to Leave the Alligators at Home (Maybe)
- Chapter 314 Floridian Man Declares Independence from Obligations, Declines to Toss Precious Alchemy Ingredient into Lava Party
- Chapter 315 Florida Man Discovers Backyard Guest: Killer Whale Taking a Vacation from the Ocean!
- Chapter 316 Hungry Killer Whale Mistakes Ohio Man as Takeout Special. Ohio Man Claims He’s Just Making a Protein Shake after Workout.
- Chapter 317 Ohio Man Raises Giant Geckos to Surprise His Brother. The Geckos Are Florida Men in Gecko Clothing.
- Chapter 318 Florida Man Takes 'Whale of a Tale' Literally, Cooks Seafood Spectacle to Make Ohio Man Feel Like He's Missing Out on Oceanfront Dining
- Chapter 319 Florida Man Accidentally Becomes Real Estate Gurus for Immigrants after He Successfully Sold Overpriced House to Homeless Man
- Chapter 320 Florida Man Claims He Saved a Youth’s Life by Injecting Liquid into His Body. The Youth Was an Adult Doll.
- Chapter 321 Florida Man Inflicts Max Emotional Damage to Muscle Builder by Forcing Him Through Gender Transformation Operation
- Chapter 322 Crazy Florida Man Who Forcefully Performed Gender Transformation Operation to Youth Proves That Schizophrenic is Contagious
- Chapter 323 Hallucinated Florida Man Feeds Youth a Vial of Alligator Blood to Make Him Mutant Ninja Version of John Wick
- Chapter 324 Florida Man Quit Playing with Firearms, Claims His Birthday Gun is More Useful in Bed Combat. His Neighbors Riot.
- Chapter 325 Florida Man Mistakes Stranger Who is Being Robbed as His Father, Pulls a Gun, and Shoots Them Both
- Chapter 326 Florida Man Rescues Endangered Killer Whale from Hunters, Shockingly Discovers His Mother Among Them, Prompts Pursuit to Murder the Escaped Whale
- Chapter 327 A Million Cat Found in Florida Man’s House, Claims He Gave Birth to All of Them
- Chapter 328 Florida Man Turns Ohio Youth into Flower Fertilizer Because His Daughter MILKED Youth's Fluid
- Chapter 329 Florida Man Celebrates E-Sport Championship Tournament Victory by Showing Women His “Balls”
- Chapter 330 Florida Man Tries to End His Life, Expresses Desire to Be Reborn as His Grandson
- Chapter 331 Florida Man Announces Retirement from Drug-Dealing Career to Police
- Chapter 332 Florida Parents Entrust One-Year-Old Child to Neighbor Nannies With Criminal Background. Next Day, Child Knows How to Assemble and Dissemble Guns.
- Chapter 333 Florida Man Shoots Child Predator Who Attempted to Groom His Man-Eating Bonzi Plant
- Chapter 334 Florida Man Self-Proclaims as God’s Incarnation, Complains that Heaven is a Black Company, and Files a Lawsuit against God.
- Chapter 335 Florida Billionaire Announces His Retirement and Passes His Forklift Certificate to His Daughter. She Eats It.
- Chapter 336 Fisherman Calls Police After Florida Woman Catfishes Him and Steals His Fish
- Chapter 337 Florida Man, Armed to the Teeth, Raids Animal Shelter to Pet a Rescued Cat.
- Chapter 338 Florida Man Accused of Cheating His Wife with Her Sisters and Mother, Claims He Only ‘Touched’ Them.
- Chapter 339 Florida Man Prophesizes Doomsday, Claims Sexually Aggressive Demoness Would Enslave Men and Cats Would Be Our Saviors
- Chapter 340 Epilogue
