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Half of the talisman paper was blue, and the other half was red. It was like the two realms of yin and yang, with clear boundaries.

The powerful words and mysterious patterns were printed on the talisman paper, causing the rich water and fire elements to permeate the entire talisman paper. One could feel the energy coming from it even before touching it.

Water and fire were clearly incompatible and even repelled each other, but on the talisman paper, they were at peace, forming a wonderful balance.

However, the Water and Fire Talisman could only be used once. Moreover, only a talisman master who was at least a Rank 4 or so could successfully create one. Hence, it was very precious.

Ye Xuan touched the paper. He didn’t know what material it was made of, but it was extremely soft to the touch. It was as if his whole body had fallen into the clouds.

And as long as he injected a little spiritual power into the red part, there would be a warm feeling. On the contrary, if he injected it into the blue part, it would be slightly cool, like a breeze in the hot summer.

“There are really all kinds of strange things in the cultivation world.” He couldn’t help but sigh.

“Gu gu gu–”

Ye Xuan didn’t know if it was because he ate something bad or because he ate too many fruits that had been mixed with the Crystal Ice Chalcedony, but at this moment, his stomach was a little uncomfortable. He squeezed the soft paper in his hand, and the urge became more and more intense.

An excellent idea appeared in his mind.

At the back mountain of the Tai Qing Sect.

Rows of low-rise houses were built here, and they were clean and tidy. Incense burners were also placed here to avoid any unpleasant smell. The air was filled with the faint scent of sandalwood, and it was impossible to tell what this place was used for.

For cultivators that had not yet reached the state of inedia, and if they did not want to eat, they had to take inedia pills. Unfortunately, inedia pills were not common and were not cheap. Ordinary people could not afford them.

Therefore, most people had to eat grains and couldn’t avoid going to the toilet. Only those with high cultivation who didn’t pursue the desire to fill their stomachs, and with the help of inedia pills, didn’t have such a need.

Most of the disciples of the Tai Qing Sect did not have high cultivation. After all, they had paid spirit stones to enter, and their aptitudes were mixed. This was why they had specially built a toilet.

Soon, a disciple rushed in. After finishing his business, he found that the toilet paper in the basket had been used up. Just as he was at a loss, he heard a movement from the side.

“Ahem–” Li Yu cleared his throat and said awkwardly, “Brother, it’s an emergency. Do you have toilet paper?” he asked.

Ye Xuan, who was squatting in a pit nearby, looked at the small basket not far away. There were some papers in it, which looked extremely rough. Using it would make one’s butt feel uncomfortable, and he couldn’t help but show a look of disgust.

“Use this!”

Ye Xuan waved his hand and handed over the Water and Fire Talisman in his hand. He wasn’t stingy and handed over a dozen. After all, wiping clean was necessary.

Li Yu took it without thinking. He only felt that it was extremely soft, and he didn’t think much about it. He thought that this disciple was rich and his family was well-off, so the paper he used was more precious.

After he had wiped more than half of it, he saw that there was writing on it from the corner of his eye. Could it be some draft paper?

Li Yu was also curious. Although it was a little unsightly, he couldn’t help but open it. When he saw it, he was instantly stunned.

Goodness! Water and Fire Talismans!

He didn’t care if he had washed his hands or if his movements were clean and hygienic. He couldn’t help but rub his eyes, thinking that he was hallucinating. He muttered to himself,

“I must be confused. How could I mistake toilet paper for Water and Fire Talisman?”

However, the feeling in his palm, the words, and the fluctuation of spiritual power on the talisman paper reminded him that this was not a dream.

He couldn’t care less about his disgust. He reached down and fished out the few pieces of paper. Fortunately, they weren’t completely stained by the filth. He spread all the paper.

All of them were Water and Fire Talismans!

What the hell did he just do? He actually used the precious Water and Fire Talismans to wipe his butt!

Li Yu only felt a wave of dizziness, as if he was in a dream. He thought that someone had given him the wrong toilet paper, using such a precious talisman. He stuttered,

“You gave me the Water and Fire Talismans?”

Ye Xuan thought that he didn’t have enough, so he handed over a dozen more. “Yes, it feels better to wipe with these.”

Looking at the hand that reached over his head and the precious talisman, Li Yu opened his mouth wide and stood up suddenly, not even having the time to pull up his pants.

It! Feels! Better!

These few words were like countless thunderbolts that struck him, and he took a long time to recover.

The Water and Fire Talisman could be said to be an extremely practical treasure for cultivators outside. Whether it was to start a fire or to create water, it was very useful. It was equivalent to being able to control dry and wet, cold and hot.

If it was used by a person with strong spiritual power, it could even stimulate the power within it, making it a powerful attack or defense. It was an essential item for home travel, murder, and robbery.

But now, it was being used for such a thing!

There were too many things to complain about, and Li Yu didn’t know where to start.

Was it because this person was so generous and inhumane that he actually used talisman paper as toilet paper, or did he really use talisman paper to wipe his ass just now, even without knowing it?

Now that he knew the truth, he suddenly felt that his butt had become much more precious. He even made up his mind not to take a bath for half a month, or else he would be letting down the talisman he had used to wipe his butt.

Looking at Li Yu’s back as he ran away, Ye Xuan walked out the door, a little confused. He looked at the talisman in his hand.

“It’s fine if you don’t want to use it. Why do I feel provoked? It’s obviously very useful. You really don’t know what’s good for you.”

Could it be that this group of people were already used to using this kind of rough paper and were not used to using good paper?

Ye Xuan could only think of this possibility. “No, I have to change this habit!”