Chapter 816: fantasy passion
"Yes, my husband still understands me, that's what I mean." Yang Lan'er laughed.
Having had enough sleep during the day, they are now full of energy. The children followed their father to scribble on the kang table, and Tan Anjun sat aside, correcting them from time to time so that they would not scribble everywhere.
Yang Lan'er sat on the side doing nothing, so she asked Lichun to reconcile last month's account book. Last month's account book has been delayed, so it can't be postponed until this month to clean up together.
It's just that the accounts are not correct, and there is a strange smell: "Hey! It stinks, Mr., check it out and see which one of them has pooped?"
Tan Anjun's smile froze, he silently handed the two children to the two nannies, and waved for them to deal with: "Take them back, wash them and change their clothes again, don't bring them here again, take them with you after washing. The two brothers should rest early."
So as not to delay the two-person world of their husband and wife at night.
The two abandoned brothers waved their little hands, strongly protesting that they should stay and play. It's a pity that my arm couldn't twist my thigh, so I was forcibly kicked out by my father, leaving only a room full of fragrance!
Birth sons are disliked, let alone a close girl.
When only the husband and wife were left in the bedroom, Tan Anjun took the pen from Yang Laner's hand.
Yang Laner glared: "What are you doing?"
Tan Anjun continued to help her pack up the ledgers on the kang table one by one with a normal expression, and piled them on the kang cabinet.
"We haven't seen each other for a month, so can't you have a good talk with me?"
Yang Lan'er's protest was ineffective, so she reluctantly got up and washed her hands. After washing up, she sat back on the kang and looked at him with a smile: "My dear prince, what do you want my concubine to say to you?"
When Tan Anjun heard this dear, he was immediately happy physically and mentally, and the corners of his mouth involuntarily turned up.
It feels good to have a wife at home.
Although I am in a good mood, I still have to ask: "What happened to you on the mountain that day? Can you tell me about it?"
There is nothing to say to others, let alone this man is her man, even if Tan Anjun doesn't ask, Yang Lan'er is ready to talk to him, "I was invited by Mrs. Yan that day, and when I went up the mountain, I met the enemy. , No one thought of this, and then it was to kill the enemy, I believe you already know this."
After all, Tan Anjun and the others must have counted how many corpses there are on the mountain.
"Well, I have checked the scene and followed the traces all the way to the cave. I lost the trace when I got to the cave halfway up the mountain, and I didn't see any footprints going out. This makes me puzzled." An Jun raised his sword eyebrows: "Madam, can you explain my husband's doubts?"
Speaking of this, Yang Lan'er was depressed. They stayed in the dark cave corridor for three or four days. They adults are better, but they don't know if Yu'er and Kun'er can overcome the psychological shadow, so don't leave them psychological damage. Let them leave hidden dangers in their future lives?
She explained how they fell into the cave, how they found the gold and silver treasures in the stone room, and how they escaped through the corridor in the dark, and finally expressed her worries: "That corridor is so long that it took us three Days and nights, at that time, the dark corridor was like the big mouth of a monster. Walking in it seemed endless, and my mind was very depressed. I was worried that Yu'er and Kun'er would leave a shadow in their hearts. You said they would not Are you particularly afraid of the dark?"
Tan Anjun looked at her dazedly, and began to worry in his heart: "It might be true."
"Then spend more time with them these few days and pay more attention to their emotions."
"Don't worry, leave this to me." Tan Anjun agreed.
He was full of thoughts and did not expect Yang Laner and the others to encounter such a bizarre situation, but after being baptized by strange things such as the ring space, his psychological endurance is not what it used to be.
Afterwards, his eyes lit up, and he looked at her intently: "My lady, do you think this is the legendary shrinking into an inch?"
Otherwise, I can’t explain how I walked thousands of miles away for three days and four nights.
Yang Lan'er was surprised that the man in front of her knew how to shrink her body into an inch. She thought this word could only appear in Xiuxian's novels.
She nodded, agreeing: "I don't know who designed and engineered this corridor? I think this person must have mastered the rules of space and can use them skillfully."
"What are the rules of space?" Tan Anjun felt that since he found his little wife two years ago, he often encountered some unbelievable things, which completely subverted his worldview for more than 20 years.
"Space rules" How should she explain this?
Yang Lan'er was thinking about how to explain it, not to mention that she only knew a little about it: "For example, the world we live in is a one-dimensional space. If we draw this world on paper, there are only simple length and width. We call it Two-dimensional space, um. Three-dimensional space, as the name suggests, can refer to a space composed of three dimensions of length, width and height in daily life, such as three-dimensional wooden blocks, etc. Four-dimensional."
Tan Anjun asked: "Then how can we shrink the ground to an inch?"
Yang Lan'er was stunned. She racked her brains to collect only limited knowledge of dimensions, and her mouth was dry. However, it was a tragedy to find that the focus of her attention was different. He only wanted to know how to shrink the ground into an inch. For the dimension space The man was dumbfounded.
She took a deep breath, repeatedly implying in her heart that this is her man, this is her own man, she should be pampered no matter what, and be patient.
Thinking of this, Yang Lan'er had the urge to scratch her head. After thinking for a long time, she took out a piece of white paper from the space, and then took out a charcoal pen to draw a straight line. Is the line very long?"
Tan Anjun nodded cooperatively like a primary school student: "Slim and long."
"For example, one of the destinations is Pengcheng, and the other is Wuwei County. The two places are far apart, but what if I fold this piece of paper in half?" Yang Lan'er folded the paper in half, and the two points were immediately intimate.
"Two points come together."
"so what?"
Tan Anjun suddenly realized, and seemed to have a feeling, "I understand."
Yang Laner was curious, "What do you understand?"
She wanted to say that she couldn't even figure out this explanation.
Tan Anjun said as a matter of course: "If you want to shrink the ground to an inch, of course you must first learn how to fold the space in half to shorten the time!"
"." Yang Lan'er was stunned.
Well, she admits defeat, the student is too good, and the husband is very sad.
Mr. Waiting for you to learn to fold space.
Tan Anjun was lying on the kang holding the paper with great interest, frowning in thought, unfolding the paper from time to time for a look, and folding it in half again.
the first time.
Yang Lan'er is disappointed in Tan Anjun!
Originally, I thought that the couple would reunite after a long absence, but no matter what, there would be a passionate night, right?
Of course and eggs.
Tan Anjun was very excited, but the object was not her.
Boom, as much as she expected, so much as her disappointment, she decided to ignore this man for a month.
(end of this chapter)