BXBX NOVEL Chapter 480 - There’s No Such Thing as a Free Lunch
Chapter 480: There’s No Such Thing as a Free Lunch
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Huge. Simply ginormous. Those pair of peaks were the first to come into your sight before her person could even walk through the door.
Lin Qian’s skin was very fair from head to toe, glowing like a smooth jade. What was more precious about her body was that her bust may be huge, but her waistline was surprisingly tiny, unlike many women whose waistline thickened with their boobs.
36D, a huge deal...
Lin Qian’s 169cm height may be shorter than Jiaojiao, but her pair of long, straight, and silky legs were simply a stunner.
“I’m the landlord of this place. My name is Li Yi!”
Li Yi extended his hand out to Lin Qian in a friendly manner. Although this voluptuous beauty was his girlfriend of the past, they were not familiar with each other in this life. He felt helpless about the situation but had to eventually make do with whatever his relationship was with her at the moment.
“Hello.”
Lin Qian smiled and nodded but did not extend her hand. Instead, she sized Li Yi up warily.
Li Yi could do nothing but smile. “I’m unarmed. I’m no bad guy.”
Lin Qian blushed. “I’m sorry, that’s not my intention.”
“Can I come in?”
Li Yi took out the property deed and handed to Lin Qian for a look.
“Sure, this is your place anyway.”
Lin Qian smiled embarrassingly and let him inside.
The house was not huge, but it was organized neatly. Apart from Lin Qian, Li Yi saw another woman there.
She was petite and cute. One could not say that she was beautiful, but she did not look ugly either. She was the kind of woman one would find adorable at first glance.
Li Yi knew her. She was Bai Jie.
The Lil Girl who was inseparable from Big Boy in Pantheon must be her.
Lin Qian and Lil Girl were best friends, both in the game and in real life. However, Li Yi had never asked what was the relationship between the women was, so he was not clear about it.
“This is my friend, Bai Jie.”
Lin Qian introduced her to Li Yi.
“Hello.”
This time, Li Yi did not extend his hand out. He merely nodded at Bai Jie with a smile.
“Hello.” Bai Jie gave him a smile but quickly lowered her head.
Li Yi had always altered his appearance with Trickery Ring in the game, so Lil Girl did not recognize him.
“I plan to rent your place for half a year. I’ll pay the rent in full in one go.”
Lin Qian pushed the cash to Li Yi for tallying, but Li Yi stuffed it in his pocket without a second glance.
“You’re not going to check?”
“There’s no need for that.”
The two smiled and signed the contract. The place was now officially rented.
“Let me pour you a cup of water.”
“Sure, thanks,” Li Yi was really making himself at home.
Honestly, Lin Qian immediately regretted her words after she offered the drink.
The drink was here and Li Yi finished it in a gulp. Lin Qian and Lil Girl were sitting together, staring at him in a friendly manner.
The did not have any relatable conversation to talk about. In other words, it was a cue for Li Yi to leave.
“Cough—”
Li Yi got up after a long while, to which Lin Qian responded with glee. “Are you heading back now?”
Li Yi gave the empty glass back to them. “Could I trouble you for another cup of water?”
The smile on Lin Qian’s face fell as she unwillingly went to pour another glass.
Li Yi was laughing internally. Lin Qian was most not fond of socializing with strangers, so it would be a challenge for him to become her close friend.
Li Yi pretended to admire the decorations in the room with nonchalance. He was quick to spot something that was worth his attention.
A pair of gaming-control headset was sitting quietly on the desk.
This belonged to Qian’er. Could she already be in Pantheon?
It was then Lin Qian returned and handed him the glass. “Here you go.”
“Thank you!”
Li Yi pointed at the headset and asked, “Do you play Pantheon too?”
“Occasionally.”
“What’s your class and level? Which camp do you long to? What’s your ID?”
“I’ve just started.” Lin Qian forced a smile. Her answer was short because she did not want to spend more time with Li Yi. She just wanted him to leave.
“Do you know how to play?” Li Yi sure had thick skin because he followed up with another question.
“Yeah,” Lin Qian’s answer was curt and short. Her blooming bosoms were shifting up and down as she was getting angry from Li Yi staying longer than he should have.
“I’m really good at playing Pantheon. I can teach you if you want to play, but it’s best you tell me your ID...”
Ha—
Hearing Li Yi’s words, Lil Girl Bai Jie burst out laughing.
“Thank you,” Lin Qian replied emotionless.
Li Yi held his glass and walked around the place before sitting down on the couch again. He noticed that Lin Qian was clenching her tender white fists tight. It looks as though she was about to explode.
It was fun teasing her but it would be bad if he took it any further.
Li Yi quit while the situation is still amenable and took his leave.
“Have fun, girls. I have something to attend to so I’ll be leaving first.”
Lin Qian politely sent Li Yi out the door before closing the door with a bang.
“This landlord is so peculiar. Lil Jie, I’m starting to regret renting this place.”
Lin Qian pouted her lips and sat on the couch.
“It’s alright, he won’t be here often anyway. What’s there to be scared of?”
“I’m afraid that he’s going to come here often. Do you play Pantheon? What’s your ID? I’m an expert... Humph, if he’s an expert, I’m the expert’s older sister,” Lin Qian imitated Li Yi’s intonation and made Lil Girl laughed.
“Don’t leave. Sleep with me tonight. I’m a little scared now.”
Lil Girl thought about it before laying out one condition, “I’ll accompany you if we sleep on separate beds.”
“What do you mean? What do you mean?”
Lin Qian jumped and pounced at Lil Girl.
“I don’t fear gentleman or hooligans but I do fear a female pervert of a roommate. You’re a pervert, maniac, gay, lezzie, lesbo...” Lil Girl screamed as she ran. She had a petite build, so Lin Qian was not able to grab hold of her. Instead, her breasts were bouncing up and down from catching her breath.
During this time, Li Yi had taken the maglev train to return home.
He had stayed in Lin Qian’s place for only half an hour, but his entire journey to and from her house took him about 5 hours...
After he disembarked from the maglev train, Li Yi went to the market to purchase a bunch of junk food. Then, he hailed a taxi to bring him home.
Miss Jiao loved nothing more than eating junk food. Do not be fooled by her small mouth, she could devour junk food from morning ’till late into the night. She could even eat all night when she was mad.
When Miss Jiao saw the pile of junk food upon his return, her eyes narrowed like a kitty cat,. “There’s no such thing as a free lunch. You bought me this much of junk food. Are you having an affair?”
“Well, I hadn’t succeeded yet. I’m just starting.”
“Humph!” Jiaojiao tore open a bag of chips, viciously chomping down one with her teeth.
“But I hadn’t had lunch.”
“What?”
Li Yi smiled pervertedly as he pushed Jiaojiao into the bedroom. “and I didn’t say it was free.”
Jiaojiao pursed her lips and thought to herself aloud, “You hadn’t had lunch, and it’s not free... No no no no, what are you doing, hey...”
Li Yi held Jiaojiao by the waist and carried her up before tossing her on the bed.
“No, no... Fire...mmmmmm....”
Jiaojiao has yet to finish her sentence when Li Yi pressed himself on her and silenced her with his mouth.
He took off her clothes swiftly. Although Jiaojiao defended with all her might, she could not escape from his claws and her top was soon stripped away.
“Why are you fighting so hard today, like you’re going for real? This is very exciting, very exciting.”
Li Yi commented as he took off his belt.
Clank!
The sound of an item falling onto the ground was heard behind him. Li Yi turned around and his body stiffened.
Fire Ice was staring at him with widened eyes by the doorway. The headset controller in her hand had fallen onto the ground.
It was an awkward moment for Li Yi, Jiaojiao, and Fire Ice... Yet the fierce weapon between his legs was still rearing its head without any signs of backing down...
The time seemed to be frozen at this moment.
Li Yi finally understood why Jiaojiao was fighting so hard today...
With her cheeks burning, Fire Ice attempted to pick up her headset controller a few times but failed. She then covered her face and ran out the door. Wham! She had knocked her head on the door frame. Then, she kneeled down in pain before collapsing on the ground.
“Ice!”
Li Yi and Jiaojiao shouted in unison. They could not care less about awkwardness at a time like this. Li Yi was the first to jump out.
The impact of the knock was so strong Fire Ice was passed out from it.
“What should we do what should we do? Would CPR work?”
Jiaojiao grabbed onto Fire Ice head out of panic and started artificial respiration on her.
“I guess so. It’s alright, she’s still breathing. Let’s place her on the bed.”
Li Yi carried Fire Ice onto the bed.
“I know you’re perverted but now your pervertedness has gotten us into trouble!” Jiaojiao tidied up her shirt while telling Li Yi off.
“You should have said so earlier. If I knew Ice was here...”
“Pah, pah, pah. You didn’t even wait for me to finish when you pushed me down. Thug, perv, idler!”
Li Yi put on his clothes and checked on Fire Ice. His worries were eased when he noticed that she was breathing steadily.
“It’s okay now. She seems fine.”
“If anything happens to her, I’ll...” Jiaojiao sliced her throat with her hand.
“Jiaojiao...”
It was then Fire Ice opened her eyes. She covered her forehead and sat up in bed.
Jiaojiao was overjoyed. “Are you okay? Let me take a look. You gave me a fright.”
“I’m alright. My head just hurts a little.”
“Wait for me. I’ll take some medicine for your bruise.”
Jiaojiao was quick to go upstairs. As a self-defense instructor, she had quite a collection of ointments and bandages.
“Let me a pour you a drink of water to get over your shock.”
Li Yi turned and left the room. He wanted to smoothen out the awkwardness.
Jiaojiao brought back her ointment. She sat at the foot at the bed and reached out both of her hands to apply the ointment with pressure.
“Ouch! No, Jiaojiao... It hurts...”
“It has to hurt to knead it through or else your forehead’s gonna blow up in size. No one would want you if you’re ugly.” Jiaojiao put in more force.
“I don’t want a big head. Please be gentle, ouch...”
Li Yi went outside and walked around. Fire Ice has already fallen asleep courtesy of Jiaojiao’s massage when he came back.
“I am a professional masseur. My hands are healing. Lil Yi’zi, do you want to give it a go?” Jiaojiao was proud.
“Alright, give me a massage on my shoulders.”
Jiaojiao went behind Li Yi and started to bang her fists up and down.
Wham, bam, smack, smack, smack, smack!
“What do you think?”
“Feels good, harder.”
“Toppling the mountains... Overturning the sea!”
Jiaojiao put in all her might and grabbed onto Li Yi’s neck before wangling it hard...