BXBX NOVEL Chapter 299 - I’ll turn off your computers if you yell again!
Chapter 299: I’ll turn off your computers if you yell again!
Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations
“They are so rude!” Seeing that the cultivators of the Divine Ocean Realm ignored them, they were relieved. Then, they began talking again.
“They are crude and mean!”
“They didn’t greet the Black Fairy of our Nanhua Faction. Even if we could endure that, they also forced Senior Sister to wait in line!” a female cultivator whispered indignantly.
“They are uncivilized countrymen and don’t know better. We will just ignore them!” Another female cultivator comforted them, and their voices gradually got louder.
“Ugh?!” Several Black Demon Guard at the pinnacle stage of the True Lake Realm looked back with chilly eyes and released their full cultivation strengths.
Instantly, the women felt like they were engulfed by a horrifying suppression, and they immediately shut up.
Having finished his deal, Black Demon had a bowl of instant noodles in his left hand and a bottle of Coke in his right hand. Then, he looked at the female disciples of Nanhua Faction up and down with chilly eyes.
The frightening glint in his eyes and the hellish presence emitting from his body engulfed these low-level female cultivators who felt like small chickens swept into a storm in the ocean!
A few female cultivators almost shrunk behind Black Fairy and hid there!
“Humph!” The cold snort hit their hearts like a heavy hammer!
Looking at the tall man in the big black cloak who began looking for his seat while drinking Coke, the women wondered, Who is that guy? His aura is horrifying!
At this moment, Xi Chenzhou of the Coiled Dragon Office walked into the shop and frowned when he saw all the stuff on the ground since the neat and clean environment was a key feature that they liked about this shop. He yelled, “Sir! How come the ground at the entrance is so dirty? Why didn’t you clean it up?”
Fang Qi looked up and saw the mess at the entrance. “Who did it? Go and clean it up!”
“Why must we clean it?!” A beautiful white-clothed female cultivator said in a cold voice, “You’re rude!”
“Ugh?!” At this moment, Master Tang Yuan and Second Master Tao Kun of the Yuanheng Pavilion had just finished their deals, and they bought a box of spicy sticks. While looking toward the women, Tao Kun sneered. “Mr. Fang has a mild temperament. If this happened in my Yuanheng Pavilion, the people who dare to make such a mess at the shop entrance would be tied up and their legs and hands would be broken before we hang them in front of the shop for seven days and seven nights with salt water dripping onto their bodies!”
“Hello! Master Tang and Second Master Tao! Nice to meet you,” Xi Chenzhou said, “If anyone dares to do this in front of my Coiled Dragon Office, they would have been beaten into a meat pie!”
A female disciple shook and said in a trembling voice, “This guy is also a cultivator of the Divine Ocean Realm!”
Mo Xian said, “I know!”
Fang Qi scratched his head. “According to the rules of the shop, any trouble makers would have their legs broken and their cultivations destroyed before being tossed out of the shop. I wonder if making a mess at the entrance is a kind of troublemaking?”
“Break our legs?”
“Destroy our cultivation?!”
Looking around at the many grand cultivators of the Divine Ocean Realm, the white-clothed female disciples’ legs turned into jelly under these powerful auras, feeling as if they were a group of sheep surrounded by lions.
While thinking of the consequences of having their legs broken and cultivation strengths destroyed in this place, they felt like many sneaky eyes turned toward them.
Even Mo Xian was pale, and she didn’t dare to declare that her true purpose here was to beat the shop owner. She screamed, “No! It’s not making trouble!”
The other female cultivators yelled in horror, “We’ll clean it up now!”
They hurried over to sweep the ground!
At this moment, a beast carriage stopped before Fang Qi’s shop, and Fang Qi felt like the big black dog that was dragging the cart was very familiar.
A guy wearing a short vest got off the carriage, revealing himself to be Wang Xian, the carriage driver who had driven Fang Qi to this place.
“Ugh? Sir, your shop is getting more luxurious!” He looked at the white-clothed beauties who were sweeping the ground at the entrance and said, “Even the janitors in your shop are as beautiful as fairies!”
“Who are janitors?”
“You’re a janitor!”
“Don’t you have eyes?”
“...”
They exploded in a fury.
...
After they cleaned up the ground, Mr. Fang had finished dealing with things and resumed playing the Legend of Mir 2.
Zou Mo asked, “Do you want to play games or watch a TV Series?”
The female cultivators didn’t answer, and Mo Xian’s face looked so cold that it seemed to be covered in ice. Also, a storm seemed to be brewing in her chilly eyes.
“Ugh?” When they kept silent, Zou Mo asked curiously, “Are you not here to play games or watch a TV Series?”
“Senior Sister, we’re no match for them, so we shouldn’t act boldly...” a female cultivator murmured.
Mo Xian froze. “We’re here to play games and watch the TV Series!”
“Yes! Yes...” The others nodded eagerly; their legs were still soft under the suppression of so many cultivators of the Divine Ocean Realm.
Zou Mo was feeling awkward. “Do you want to play games or watch the TV Series?”
They answered in unison, “Both! Both!”
After paying, they suppressed their fury and glared at Mr. Fang who was playing the Legend of Mir 2 while whispering to themselves, “You can do nothing but hide behind the powerful cultivators!”
“Shameless!”
“Look! What’s that guy eating?!”
“It smells so good!”
“Elder Senior Sister! Look at this TV drama! So powerful!”
[Nature is indifferent; it treats creation like sacrificial straw-dogs!]
“This guy can even fly while stepping on a sword!”
All of them were shocked by this scene.
“...”
Inside Su Tianji’s Qzone. “Master, let me play for a bit... Didn’t you say it wasn’t fun...”
Fenghua and Yuexin watched Su Tianji plant peashooters and wall-nuts while humming some unknown tune.
“Wait a second!” Su Tianji said, “I’m going to pass level 20. After I pass another five levels, five more levels! I’ll let you play!”
“Okay...”
“Then, we’ll wait a little more...”
“Look! The zombie is eating the wall-nut that Master planted. Haha! It looks so dumb!”
– Sometime later in Half City –
“Senior Sister... Shouldn’t we give the shop owner a hard beating to redeem the reputation of our Nanhua Faction?”
“We... will watch the TV Series first! Watch the TV Series first!” Mo Xian had a vicious light in her eyes. “After I master all the ultimate techniques in this TV Series, I’ll redeem the reputation of the Nanhua Faction!”
At this moment, she began to imagine the scenario where she mastered the Godly Sword Lightning-Controlling True Spell, using it to beat all the big forces in the Origins Internet Club and Mr. Fang, who was hiding behind them, and also return to the faction and defeat the Nanhua Heavenly Fairy, Liu Ningyun, with one sword strike.
“Great heavenly power, turn into godly lightning and follow the direction of my sword!” With a cold expression, Mo Xian chanted the incarnation in a low voice.
The other female disciples shrieked in excitement, “Senior Sister chanted the incantation perfectly!”
“I think she’s as good as Lu Xueqi!”
“She’ll look majestic when she uses this technique!”
“I’ll turn off your computers if you yell again!” Sitting nearby, Mr. Fang who was annoyed by all the noises, roared impatiently.