Esper Harem in the Apocalypse

Chapter 826 Pranking Harem



They were sitting, forming a circle in the dark room with no lights on.

'It seems they haven't noticed I am here. What the hell are they doing?'

Through his vision ability, Rudy saw they were playing a board game, but not the type of board game he expected them to have.

They were playing with an Ouija board. According to the movies, the board was meant to be a way to talk to the dead and bring forth spirits.

Rudy was not surprised to find them playing such a game, what caused him to let out a sigh was the fact that a ghost was playing too.

'I swear, sometimes, Angelica does such things purposely. And more importantly, why are they playing this game? Like, do they expect it to work? Do they think a ghost will appear and talk to them?'

He scoffed at their foolishness and muttered, "That only happens in movies."

Rudy opened his mouth to call them, but he had an amazing idea.

'Since they want to play with ghosts so much, let's scare them a little.'

Rudy devised a plan and turned himself into a size of ant. Then he found a safe and comfortable spot in the room and sat there.

The girls placed their fingers on the planchette and muttered, "Is there any spirit nearby who wants to talk to us?"

But nothing happened.

The girls asked the same thing again, yet no sign.

But when they asked for the third time, Rudy used his telekinesis ability to move the planchette to yes.

The girls got scared and looked at each other's faces in shock.

"Okay, who moved that?" Maria asked and pulled her finger back.

"None of us did. If someone had a hand, I would have noticed," Jane replied.

"Then are you saying that it moved on its own?!"

"I don't know. But I can surely say that it was moved by an external force. And the only person who can do that in this room is…" Jane and Lilim glanced at Angelica.

"Why are you looking at me?! I didn't do that!"

"Sorry, but it's hard to believe. You were the one who suggested playing the game, so…"

Angelica turned to Lilim with an innocent face and said, "You believe me, right?!"

Lilim averted her gaze and responded, "It's hard to say no, but I can't say yes either…"

"That's even worse!"

"Relax." Ruby stepped in. "Why are you scared? There are four vampires in the room. And ghosts don't even exist."

"Did you forget Angelica is a ghost?" Maria commented.

"Isn't it because of… something else Rudy did?"

"Anyway, I swear I wasn't doing this." Angelica tried her best to prove herself innocent.

"Are you sure it wasn't you?" Rias asked with a curious look on her face.

"Of course!"

"No, but we asked if there is any spirit in the room and it responded after many tries. And there is a spirit in the room, that is you. It could be that you didn't move it intentionally, but you are the reason it moved?"

"If…" Angelica took a moment to ponder. "If that's the case, why didn't it move before?"

"Do you have something that can prove your innocence?" Niti asked.

"How am I supposed to do that? My word is absolute evidence."

"Well, let's try asking more questions and see what's the cause of it." Jane suggested.

"Are you being serious right now?!" Maria shouted. "What if it's truly an evil spirit? Haven't you learned anything from binge watching horror movies?!"

'So that's why they got this kick…' Rudy thought to himself.

Jane puffed her chest proudly and arrogantly said, "An evil spirit can't do anything to the vampires."

"What about us humans?!"

"Are you going to participate or not? Even if you don't, this so-called evil spirit will harm you. So isn't it better to play?"

"Argh!"

Maria hesitantly placed her finger on the planchette and gulped down in fear.

"What should we ask?" Rias wondered.

"Let's ask the basic questions… like in those movies."

"Are you an evil spirit?" Maria couldn't resist herself from asking that question.

A few seconds later, Rudy once again moved the planchette to yes.

"Eek! See! It is an evil spirit!" Maria pulled her finger away.

"How did you die?" Jane asked.

Rudy thought about a nice way to die and slowly moved the planchette from word to word.

It moved from I-F-A-P-P-E-D-T-O-O-M-U-C-H.

"If app edto omuch…" Lilim tried to make out the words.

"What language is that?"

"We are reading it wrong. Let's try to make out the words."

"If a pped toom uch." - Maria.

"If apped to om u ch." - Rudy.

"I fapped too much…" - Angelica.

"What?"

"See?" Angelica separated the letters and read out loud. "I… fapped… too… much."

"Wait, what does fap mean?" Jane asked, with a confused and curious look on her face.

"Yeah, I don't know either. Can someone explain?" Maria glanced at Lilim and Angelica.

"Fapping means… masturbating…" Angelica sighed in disbelief.

"Wait… people can die from masturbating…?"

"If you masturbate too much."

Jane took a moment to think something and placed her finger on the planchette.

"Are you a male?"

The planchette moved to yes.

"So it's only for male," Jane sighed, followed by the girls.

The girls were relieved to know that since each of them orgasmed more than a dozen times daily, except for the virgin gang— Rias, Ruby, and Vriti.

They all thought that they could die, but after learning that it was only for male, they were at ease— only for their face to turn pale soon after.

All of them thought the same thing— Rudy.

'Rudy fucks us daily and makes us orgasm. He also cums so many times… inside each girl…'

'It's safe to assume that he cums more than a hundred times daily.'

'Is his life in danger?'

'Is he going to die?!'

'Are we unknowingly killing him?!'

The girls thought the same thing.

Rudy wanted to scare them through pranking them and acting like a ghost, and the girls were scared alright, just not for the same reason he had assumed.


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