Chapter 228: Chapter 228: Old camera footage (4) (R-18)
"Wait, let me say something to the camera!"
Wuli lifted it as if it was a selfie stick as she waved toward the camera.
"Hey! What\'s up! It\'s me, Wuli. The best fighter you\'ll ever see in your life. If you are seeing this, remember never to trust men. They are a bunch of lying pigs."
After finished talking, Wuli handed the camera back to Leyan.
"Shuli, you want to say anything before I end this?" Leyan asked as she pointed the camera at her.
"Um, don\'t speak too loud. It\'s rude." Shuli mentioned as she waved toward the camera.
"Hey! I remember you were so much louder than me. What happened?" Wuli asked curiously.
"I\'m just more mature, okay? I\'m not some adult baby that still yells like they are five years old." Shuli replied out loud.
"Look, now that\'s the Shuli I\'m more used to."
"S-Shut up."
"They never stop fighting, do they?" Leyan sighed as the footage ended with the three in the camera.
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"Babe, what was the weird dream you were having?" Yuqi asked curiously, with everyone just as curious as well.
"Ahem, I\'d rather not talk about it." Xiaoyun looked a little embarrassed as he looked toward the ground.
"Honey, you never told me about it besides just calling it a weird dream. What was it that was bothering you?" Leyan got a little curious as well now.
"Xiaoyun. Can you say it, please?" Yueyue pleaded as she got a little interested as well.
"Fine, the dream was just me somehow realizing that it was a twin before Leyan and I checked at the doctor. And how it was going to be a boy and a girl." Xiaoyun replied partially.
"Wait, Xiaoyun, if I remember correctly, wasn\'t it imaging yourself as Xiaoyun when you are still Songming and fucking Leyan in the bed?"
Wuli suddenly pointed out as she remembered back when Xiaoyun confessed his dream to her.
Everyone immediately realized how messed up that would have been, as back then, Songming would have no reason for him to imagine himself as his own son and fucking his own wife.
"Shut up. That was only half of it. I was more scared by how accurate it was... And that Xiaoyun imagination turned out to be just me having my current memory flashback to the past." Xiaoyun argued.
Despite all of them already knowing what happened to Xiaoyun\'s backstory, Tianci, Kate, and Anna got a little weirded out by it.
But the other six seemed much more accepting of it as they didn\'t care if it was Xiaoyun or Songming.
"I\'m going to move on to the last two videos, okay?"
The next footage showed Xiaoyun in front of the stove.
"Honey, how do you feel that now you\'re the one being recorded?" Leyan\'s voice appeared, and everyone could tell she was holding the camera.
"Nothing. I don\'t feel shy at all, unlike certain somebody." Xiaoyun replied.
"You\'re supposed to be shy! Whatever. Honey, what are you cooking today?" Leyan asked.
"What do you think? I got no cooking skill at all." Xiaoyun replied as he lifted the noodles into the bowl.
"Oh no, look like our babies are going to starve today then." Leyan sarcastically replied.
"Uh-huh, our dear mother is totally going to do that," Xiaoyun said out loud as if he wanted someone else to hear it.
"Shut up!"
As Xiaoyun puts the bowl of noodles in front of the two, the camera is put on the table again.
"Why did you bring the camera today?" Xiaoyun asked curiously.
"I told you, I just want to be the one recording this time," Leyan replied.
"Whatever... Babe, are you feeling better?"
"Yeah, a lot better that now you aren\'t having that weird dream again," Leyan replied.
Xiaoyun awkwardly scratched his head as he didn\'t know what to say.
Suddenly, the sound of babies crying could be heard.
"Oh snap, they must be hungry."
When Leyan came back from the living room, she had two babies in her arms, with one walking slowly behind her.
"M-Mommy! Milk!" Yuqi\'s demanded as her voice sounded urgent.
"Just wait for a minute, okay? Let your sibling go first."
As the twins began suckling on Leyan\'s nipple, Xiaoyun lifted Yuqi onto his lap.
"Hey Yuqi, let me show you a magic trick."
Xiaoyun moved his hand behind his back to bend his finger into his thumb and showed it to Yuqi.
"Look, my finger disappeared!"
"Where! Daddy\'s finger!" Yuqi looked shocked by the finger disappearing.
"Let me show how it appears."
Xiaoyun moved his hand behind his back again, and this time, he let his finger back out.
"Voila! It\'s here again. Was it cool?" Xiaoyun shows his finger in front of Yuqi.
"Cool!" Yuqi clapped her hand.
After showing a few more magic tricks, Leyan finally finished feeding the twins as she moved back to the living room to put them down.
"Thanks for holding onto Yuqi."
Leyan grabs Yuqi from him as she begins breastfeeding her.
"No problem. If you want, babe, we can just use baby formula——"
"No! I don\'t trust the formula. All the news reports saying how dangerous it is." Leyan dismissed Xiaoyun\'s suggestion.
"We can use the import——"
"No! I know what\'s better for them. I\'m a nurse, okay?"
"You sure you got enough for three?" Xiaoyun asked to make sure.
"I\'m sure I have enough. Besides, Yuqi could eat soft food already. So she\'s probably be done soon."
"Fine, whatever you say."
After Xiaoyun finished the food, he decided to help Leyan eat by feeding her the noodles with his fork.
Thirty minutes later, Yuqi was finally full, and Xiaoyun had just finished feeding Leyan as well.
As soon as Leyan put Yuqi down, she immediately walked back to the bricks in the living room and started playing with them.
"Thank god the twin has a boy... Or else you\'re going to ask for another baby, weren\'t you?" Xiaoyun suddenly mentioned.
"Yeah... I wanted to give you a boy, okay? I don\'t want to be ridiculed by my relatives, saying I can only give birth to daughters."
"Damn shame that now I have to use protections," Xiaoyun murmured.
"I don\'t mind it if you really want another baby. Or do you want me to go on birth control? Or do you want my tubes tied?" Leyan asked as if she was seriously considering it.
"No, No, no, that\'s too much. I\'ll just wear protection." Xiaoyun instantly dismissed Leyan\'s idea.
"You better. This time, you better make sure it doesn\'t pop like the one in Hainan." Leyan reminded Xiaoyun.
"Of course. It\'s not my fault the one that they provided at the rental was smaller than I expected."
"Uh-huh, totally not somebody doing it on purpose," Leyan replied sarcastically.
"Why would I do that? I\'m literally the one that asks you not to have more. You know what, I have a feeling you\'re the one that ordered smaller ones, didn\'t you?" Xiaoyun argued back.
"That\'s too petty even for me to do. If I wanted a baby at that moment, I would have just asked you. Besides, do you not want our cute twins?" Leyan looked towards Xiaoyun as if she was about to cry at any moment.
"My bad, my bad... I didn\'t mean to say that." Xiaoyun backed down.
"Seeing you so nice today... Let me reward you right now."
Leyan went down underneath the table as she disappeared from the camera view, and with a zipper being unzipped, everyone sitting on the sofa immediately realized what was happening.
"Geez, do you guys record anything else besides lewd stuff?" Nami commented as she started to realize a common trend.
"Not my fault that someone was always horny like an animal." Leyan defended herself.
"I couldn\'t help it, okay? Not my fault that somebody that beautiful was next to me every day." Xiaoyun defended himself as well.
Everyone in the room gagged except Leyan, who thanked him for the compliment.
After the zipper was unzipped, the sound of plastic packaging being ripped could be heard next.
To everyone\'s confusion, Leyan got back up from the table, with Xiaoyun in the camera looking confused as well.
"You just put it on, and that\'s it?" Xiaoyun looked extremely unsatisfied as Leyan sat down in her seat.
"Just wait a moment, okay? I just wanted to make sure the size fit perfectly."
After taking a quick peek, Leyan finally began making her move.
Still, everyone was confused as Leyan\'s body was still above the table, with both her hands on the table as well.
But Xiaoyun\'s face was blushing red as if he was already being stimulated by something.
Suddenly, everyone began to realize what the two were doing under the table as Leyan revealed the answer in the video.
"How does my feet feel, you sick pervert?" Leyan asked as both of their chairs started squeaking from their movement.
"I love it. I-I think I\'m about to cum." Xiaoyun replied as he tried his best to hold it, looking from his face in the camera.
"Come on, just cum already! My legs are getting tired."
As the entire table started to shake a little, Xiaoyun finally grunted as he lowered his head on the table.
Leyan went back down to the table, and when she came back up, she was holding a condom filled with semen.
"You really got off from my foot... How perverted are you?" Leyan looked a little disturbed as she noticed the amount inside.
"Hey! Don\'t say that. It doesn\'t help that I had been holding it for the past few weeks." Xiaoyun argued back.
"Sure, whatever keeps you sleep at night."
"You know what, you better sleep early today, or else I\'m going to make sure you can\'t walk tomorrow." Xiaoyun throws in a threat.
"Yeah, totally. You\'re too old for that now." Leyan threw in a bait.