BXBX NOVEL Chapter 655 - How to Deal with Nosy Neighbors!
Chapter 655: How to Deal with Nosy Neighbors!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Half a minute ago, in the match...
While Guru G, Jeemzz and the others were fighting over the airdrop crate, Liu Zilang had brought Misaka Mikoto to a wooden house not too far away from the airdrop.
His objective was simple. He planned to lie there in wait and ambush anyone who came near.
After he had parked his motorcycle, he was met with the first obstacle to his plan. The wooden house was not very big, and there was no cover nearby to hide his motorcycle.
Liu Zilang looked to his left and right before he had a bright idea. “Quick, go open the door. Let me reverse into the garage,” he instructed Misaka Mikoto.
“Reverse into the garage?” Misaka Mikoto was a little confused. She followed his instructions anyway and opened the door.
Of course, Liu Zilang was only spouting nonsense and was not delusional enough to drive a motorcycle in reverse. He turned its head around and drove headfirst through the door.
Misaka Mikoto puffed her cheeks, feeling like she had been tricked by her master again.
There was a reason why Liu Zilang had spent so much effort in hiding the motorcycle that was already spewing smoke and ready to explode. Moreover, it was not just to hide it from his opponents’ view.
After both people had entered the house, Liu Zilang closed the door. Misaka Mikoto could only watch with a little astonishment.
Immediately after, he fidgeted with the motorcycle within the cramped house to adjust its position. Finally, he parked the smoking motorcycle horizontally across the entrance.
Then, Liu Zilang took out his M16 and fired a burst of three bullets at the motorcycle.
Immediately after, a wisp of blue flame appeared on the chassis of the motorcycle.
...
Back to the present.
On the big screen, a convertible sports car was seen dodging left and right amidst a hail of bullets.
“Guru G and Jeemzz need to find a place to take cover now. If this goes on, even if they aren’t killed, their car won’t be able to take any more damage.”
“Oh! It seems like they’re heading toward the residential area? Wait a second, why are Vic and Menhera-chan there?”
“No wonder I felt like something was missing when the caster shifted the camera to the airdrop crate. Turns out that Vic wasn’t there.”
“Things are about to get interesting now. They calculated that Guru G and Jeemzz would be heading there.”
“Hm... I think that might possible. Otherwise, it would be too much of a coincidence.”
“That’s right. They wouldn’t be able to get away with the loot crate on their smoking motorcycle. It should be reasonable that they were counting on the people who got the loot to hide there.”
“Yup. Now the other problem... they’ll have to face Guru G and Jeemzz when they meet.”
“I believe that with Guru G’s alertness and Jeemzz’s danger sense as a professional esports player, there’s not much of a chance for Vic to pull a fast one on them.”
“...”
The three commentators on Hua Xia’s commentary platform spoke as they analyzed the situation on the battlefield.
They were quite impressed with Liu Zilang’s foresight, but they still had doubts as to whether his plan would succeed.
Well, it was unfortunate that their opponents were the “Lip-pressing Hack” North American Guru G, and Jeemzz, one of the core players of the European “Black Whirlwind” team Liquid.
The power level of the duo was on par with Li Muqiu and Gao Yunyang.
On the other hand, Liu Zilang had been paired with a ‘mascot’ in that match.
The mascot seemed to have arcane power and was able to summon heavenly fire from a second dimension with some sort of ancient eldritch pact. She even took out Vivian, a “First God” level player, that way.
However, they were not in the red zone at the moment.
It meant that her power level had been reduced to... an indeterminable point worthy of further analysis.
Sensing the mounting tension, the caster set the camera to chase after Guru G and Jeemzz.
From Guru G and Jeemzz’s perspective, the residential area comprising of a smattering of wooden houses was very plain in terms of both structure and layout. It was not a place worth paying much attention to.
However, after the duo had arrived in the area, they behaved cautiously. They first scouted their surroundings. After finding no presence of parked vehicles, they drove their car into a little dead-end alley.
The caster then shifted the camera to Liu Zilang and Misaka Mikoto. It was perhaps to provide the audience with a more well-rounded view of the upcoming battle.
The live audience members and stream viewers were dumbfounded when they saw the scene being presented on the big screen.
In the building, a motorcycle adorned with wisps of fire was placed elegantly in front of a door.
Everyone’s eyes bulged, and they stared unblinkingly at the screen. A daring idea had come into mind...
‘F*ck!’
‘It can’t be?!’
On the tournament screen, Guru G and Jeemzz listened for the sound of footsteps after getting off their car.
Based on a comprehensive analysis of all factors involved, there was an over 90% chance that no one was present.
Guru G and Jeemzz breathed a sigh of relief.
They casually walked toward the little wooden house. Their priority was to find a secluded spot where they could recuperate. After doing so, they could step into a new chapter of their journey with their AWM!
A killing spree was imminent!
They could see themselves bathing in the blood of their victims.
The next moment, Guru G, who had been leading the way, opened the door.
Creak!
The wooden door was stuck, and it was letting out an ear-splitting noise.
‘What’s the matter?’
Guru G and Jeemzz were wary after hearing the sound.
The next moment, their faces were drained of color. However, it was too late for them to do anything.
In the blink of an eye...
A blinding flash of light from fire expanded into the entirety of their field of vision. The motorcycle that had been blocking the door turned into a fireball under the pressure. A ferocious wave of heat and fire rushed toward their faces!
Guru G and Jeemzz had not managed to react in time before they were thrown backward by the immense explosion like kites with broken strings by the immense explosion!
Splat!
Splat!
When Liu Zilang peeked out from the window, and he saw two corpses not too far away. Their eyes were still open, and they were staring at the sky angrily.
One of them had a crate beside him.
The other one also had a crate beside him.
Immediately after, two kill notifications appeared on the screen.
The viewers, who had witnessed the entire scene, were shocked speechless!
“LOLOL! Vic is a motorcycle prodigy!”
“Who said Vic was lacking in core competencies earlier? He made up for it with nuclear competencies!”
“Ha, now I know what is meant by ‘recycling’!”
“Breaking news! Vic has announced today that he has successfully developed pressure-sensitive exploding motorcycles! It will be going into mass-production soon!”
“Pro life tip: Do not throw away smoking motorcycles. Drive them into your house, block the door and then hide and watch the fireworks. Perfect solution for unwanted neighbors!”
“...”