Chapter 261: 261 Xiao Yishan is angry.
She saw his anger almost reaching the boiling point but unable to burst out, “Second brother must be thinking, you’re too ashamed to face people, right?” “Yue’er is indeed smart.’
“Don’t worry, second brother. To save face for you, I only quietly asked a few people. The price is set at forty cents per time, but they said it’s too expensive,” Su Qingyue patted his sturdy shoulder, “Second brother, no one bought your ‘spring’.”
“Ahem…” Xiao Yishan was so anxious that he couldn’t catch his breath and started coughing.
“Second brother, what’s wrong with you?” She pretended to care by patting his chest, “Second brother, why are you like fourth brother, being suffocated even when no one’s farting? Look at you, with such a hard chest, strong arms, and your waist…”
Her slender fingers gestured at his waist through the quilt and said, “Bear-like waist and wide shoulders, those women who didn’t buy you just have no taste or appreciation for goods. I swear, it’s absolutely not your fault, second brother…”
Xiao Yishan was already on the verge of embarrassment. Staring at her playfully and innocent eyes, his anger felt weak in front of her, “Qingyue …”
“However, second brother, you’re lucky.” She changed the subject, “A man is willing to spend forty cents, do you agree, second brother?”
“Pff!” Before Xiao Yishan could speak, Xiao Yuchuan burst out laughing, “Hahaha! What a man to have a crush on second brother? He’s not afraid of being beaten to death by him.”
“Second brother can’t move now, he can’t beat anyone…”
“Qinzvue!” Xiao Yishan’s gaze became serious, “I don’t like men! Whoever dares
to have wild thoughts, I’ll break their bones! You’re not allowed to joke about this!”
Seeing him really getting angry, and how manly he looked when he’s angry, she was shocked and shrugged her shoulders, “Fine, second brother, you’re smart, I can’t fool you. With such a conscientious person like me, I will never sell you for a low price. It must be a great beauty, a woman, and someone who can afford a hefty price. It would be best if she sleeps with second brother and stays…” She didn’t finish the sentence about becoming second brother’s wife. Xiao Yishan’s cold face completely froze, “Su Qingyue!”
Oops! Second brother had never called her by her full name. He was genuinely angry this time. She stuck out her tongue, “Second brother, I only wanted to lighten the atmosphere at home. Don’t be angry with me…”
Xiao Yishan’s face remained cold. It didn’t matter what she did, but she actually thought of giving him to another woman!
Seeing he still didn’t speak, she playfully blinked at him, “Second brother, you wouldn’t stoop to the level of a little girl like me, would you?”
Still not talking with a cold face.
Xiao Yuchuan couldn’t bear it any longer, “Second brother, your wife spoke thoughtlessly. She wasn’t really planning to sell your body…”
Xiao Yishan coldly glanced at him, “Shut up!”
“Alright then.” Yuchuan also stopped talking, “Wife, you plucked the hair from a tiger’s mouth, now you have to deal with the aftermath. Second brother is not like your third brother. I won’t get angry with you, I get angry easily but can be coaxed easily. But when second brother gets angry, don’t expect him to care about you for a month.”
Is it that serious? Su Qingyue regretted plucking the tiger’s beard and awkwardly touched her nose, “Um, second brother, third brother, I just bought five jin of ginger from Aunt Zhang on credit, two cents per jin, and spent ten copper coins.”
“Wife, this money is really running out..” Xiao Yuchuan was puzzled, “What do you need the ginger for?”