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Chapter 2806: A Brilliant Idea for Distributing Wealth

“Old Master, should we catch Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song?” the eyeball butler asked worriedly.

“He’s not a three-year-old child. He won’t die from this height. Don’t worry about him,” Senior Three-Eyed waved his hand dismissively.

The eyeball butler’s tentacle stiffened, and he hesitated.

“If you have something to say, say it,” the three-eyed senior youth said.

“It’s too late, Master,” the eyeball butler sighed. As he spoke, he quietly took out his steel umbrella.

Boom!

On the other side, after Song Shuhang landed lightly, he suddenly fell flat on the ground—being in a state of enlightenment, Song Shuhang couldn’t stand at all.

At this moment, Song Shuhang’s physical strength had already surpassed that of a Ninth Stage Tribulation Transcender. More importantly, he was still wearing the head of his original body, equipped with the hardest skin part of his main body.

The invulnerable Tyrannical Song’s face smashed into the ground, directly creating a crater in the Throne World of Wealth.

It was as if a giant meteorite had crashed into the ground. Amidst the rumbling sounds of the explosion, a violent shockwave engulfed Senior Three-Eyed and the eyeball butler.

The eyeball butler skillfully opened the steel umbrella, protecting himself like a shield.

What was rare and valuable was that this time, he even thought of his master and tried his best to use the extra umbrella cover to protect the three-eyed young senior!

Unfortunately, the size of the umbrella was limited, and it could only cover half of Senior Three-Eyed’s figure.

The violent shockwave blew up half of the three-eyed youth’s hair, but the other half remained unscathed under the protection of the steel umbrella.

The three-eyed young senior was speechless.

He turned around and stared at the butler.

At this moment, half of his hair was handsome, while the other half was smooth and flat. He looked very much like a punk.

“I reminded Old Master to catch Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, but Old Master refused,” the eyeball butler maintained the smile that a butler should have. He put away the steel umbrella and took out a comb from his pocket to comb his master’s hair.

“Don’t worry, Master,” he comforted as he combed his hair. “I will be responsible for filling up the hole in the ground.”

Senior Three-Eyed urged, “Remember to include Tyrannical Song as well.”

“I won’t do such a stupid thing,” the eyeball butler said. “After burying Tyrannical Song, he’ll end his enlightenment state and wake up. He’ll have to blast open the hole and climb out again. At that time, I’ll have to fill in the hole again. How tiring.”

“Then fill yourself in,” Senior Three-Eyed said in a deep voice.

“Yes, Master,” the butler said happily. “Then I’ll fill myself in later… I haven’t had a good rest in thousands of years. It’s time for my eyeballs to take a break.”

The three-eyed young senior raised his head to look at the sky, unable to speak.

In the sky, a huge snowfall fell, covering Tyrannical Song in the hole.

This time, Song Shuhang’s comprehension of the Dao and enlightenment took a long time, lasting more than half an hour.

As he was comprehending, Song Shuhang’s heart suddenly moved, and he got up from the hole.

“This feeling… Is it because all of my Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure has been upgraded?” Song Shuhang said softly.

It was time to go back and meet the Great Eastern Emperor.

“Eh? Why is it snowing?” After getting up, Song Shuhang wiped off the snow on his body and asked in puzzlement.

Could it be that the failure of this bet has caused the three-eyed young senior to be in such a low mood?

“Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, you’ve finished comprehending the Dao,” the eyeball butler’s voice rang in his ears.

Song Shuhang raised his head and saw the butler holding a shovel in his hand, filling the hole with soil.

“It’s not over yet, but I sensed something. I temporarily switched ‘enlightenment’ and ‘enlightenment’ to the background and let them operate in the background,” Song Shuhang replied.

The eyeball butler gave him a thumbs up.

“Where is Senior Three-Eyed?” Song Shuhang asked.

“Old Master is a little depressed. He went back to be alone. He told me that Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, you can leave alone after you wake up. There’s no need to say goodbye to him,” the eyeball butler replied.

“Alright, I’ll go back first. After I advance to the Ninth Stage, I’ll come and look for Senior again,” Song Shuhang said with a smile.

The eyeball butler waved his hand warmly and said, “Goodbye, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song.”

After saying that, he jumped into the hole.

The shovel started to work on its own, continuously filling the hole with soil. Soon, the butler was buried in the soil.

Song Shuhang was speechless.

He absolutely couldn’t let the virtuous lamia see this scene, lest she learn from it and become bad.

“Right, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, Old Master also reminded you not to forget to distribute your wealth. This time, you won a Doctrine Artifact and a sword-shaped saber intent from the old master. The value is relatively high,” the butler’s voice came from underground again.

Song Shuhang sucked in a breath of cold air.

“Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, it’s up to you. I can’t estimate the value of a dao artifact,” the eyeball butler replied.

Song Shuhang was speechless.

“I’m bankrupt. I don’t even know if it’s enough to distribute my wealth?”

The value of a dao artifact could not be calculated using spirit stones, so it was probably impossible to pass the test of ‘physically distributing money.’ He had to find another shortcut and use other methods to distribute his wealth.

“I got it!” After pondering for a while, Song Shuhang came up with a good idea. “I’ll ask Madam Long Luo to add the VIP trial function to the ‘cultivation chat client.’ When I distribute the money, I can directly distribute a six-month VIP gift package to all the fellow daoists in the universe who have downloaded the client!”

It was definitely heavy enough to distribute wealth to most cultivators in the myriad worlds in one go.

Moreover, after experiencing the VIP function, there would definitely be fellow daoists who would fall in love with this VIP function. After six months, they would renew it again… That was simply a source of income.

Song Shuhang silently praised his creativity.

The three-eyed young senior who was sitting quietly by himself was speechless.

Even the butler with the eyeball buried at the bottom of the pit was shocked by Tyrannical Song’s explosive imagination and creativity. He couldn’t say a word of praise for a long time!

However, he had to admit that it was definitely a good idea to distribute wealth to most cultivators in the universe.

“I think so,” the eyeball butler nodded.

“Goodbye, butler. We’ll meet at Rank-9,” Song Shuhang waved his hand and headed to the exit of the Throne of Wealth.

After opening the small wooden door, Song Shuhang first removed the head of his main body and stored it in his Inner World.

After making all the necessary preparations, he left the Throne of Wealth and entered the Celestial Emperor’s world.

Next… It was time to merge the Celestial Emperor World and the ‘Small Giant World’ together and sit on the throne of the ‘Sector Lord.’ He would not allow the ‘Sector Lord’ status of the ‘Small Giant World’ to be stripped away.