畅想听

Chapter 1898 Habits are indeed frightening

Song Shuhang began operating the metal disc, and contacted Fairy Blue Phoenix.

After his request went through, they both turned on the holographic projections on their respective sides.

Through the projection, Song Shuhang could see that Fairy Blue Phoenix was already preparing to descend into China’s Jiangnan area through a teleportation formation.

At her side were the two girls who had been with her back then during the Immortal Feast. The girls were carrying a large box each -seeing the boxes, Song Shuhang could almost smell the spirit stones coming his way.

Fairy Blue Phoenix asked, “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, we’re leaving now. What are your coordinates?”

Song Shuhang replied, “I’m in a residential building near Jiangnan University Town. Fairy, you can directly head to Jiangnan University Town. When I sense your aura, I will head over to convene with you.”

“Okay.” Fairy Blue Phoenix nodded slightly. Her lips then parted slightly as if she had more to say, but then…

A deep male voice sounded from Song Shuhang’s TV. “Good news for those who are infertile. Every family can now be complete! We welcome you to XX Hospital…”

Song Shuhang turned his head abruptly, and saw a familiar hospital cross logo on the screen. He also saw the familiar advertisement, and heard the familiar voice. He then checked the TV channel’s logo on the screen, and saw that he had indeed changed the station.

WTF! Has your hospital taken over all of the advertisements on all channels?

Having money really is amazing. If you have money, you can have your advertisement shown across all channels…

Song Shuhang did not hesitate to change the channel again. This time, he changed it to one from another province. There’s no way that you’re going to advertise your hospital in another province!

Sixteen buried her face in the pillow and smiled to herself.

“Good news for those who are infertile?” In the projection, Fairy Blue Phoenix’s face turned slightly red, and something immediately popped up in her mind.

Ling said, “I-Impregnating Gaze?”

Yan said, “T-Tyrannical Song opened a hospital?”

From the metal disc, sounds of chaos could be heard. When the cultivators from the Beast Realm who were sending off Fairy Blue Phoenix heard that Profound Sage Tyrannical Song was opening a hospital, they could not stop their respective tiger, wolf, cat, and snake bodies from trembling violently.

“…” Song Shuhang.

It’s not me! It’s not me! Don’t wrong me like that! I’m not opening a hospital for the infertile!

Also, it’s not like my Expert’s Appraisal actually impregnates anyone! It only lets its targets experience what one would feel during such a process. If it could really cause its targets to give birth to a child, then the entire universe’s population would have blown up, would it not?

“Don’t be mistaken! It was just a TV commercial,” Song Shuhang said. “Also, I didn’t open a hospital.”

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword suddenly said in a cute voice, “However, Shuhang, it would suit you quite well to open a hospital.”

Song Shuhang did not even turn his head, and immediately began using the (Saber-Nurturing Technique) on it.

“Ah, Aaah- So refreshing-” The black Scarlet Heaven Sword’s cry was transmitted to Beast Realm through the metal circle.

The faces of Ling and Yan, who were following behind Fairy Blue Phoenix, changed, and they looked at Song Shuhang with complex gazes when they heard the sound.

“…” Song Shuhang.

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword’s loli-like voice was quite troublesome at times. Because of it, he could not just perform the (Saber-Nurturing Technique) on it whenever he wanted. Otherwise, there would be problems arising sooner or later.

“Anyway, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, we’ll be there soon.” Fairy Blue Phoenix smiled and hung up.

The projection on the metal disc disappeared.

Song Shuhang looked up at the sky. “Sixteen, do you think my reputation is going to get ruined?”

“Definitely not, I can guarantee it.” Sixteen rested her face on the pillow, and looked at Shuhang with a smile.

Elder Sister White Dragon added, “It’s because you have no reputation to speak of. Since there’s none, then there’s nothing to ruin.”

“Elder Sister White Dragon, your words are really heart-rending.” Song Shuhang put away the metal disc.

Then, he stood up and said, “Sixteen, let’s go shopping in Jiangnan University Town while waiting for Fairy Blue Phoenix to cross worlds.”

“Okay.” Sixteen put the pillow aside, and gently jumped off the sofa.

Song Shuhang shouted, “Senior White, Senior Eternal Fire, we’ll be going out for a bit. We should be back quickly.”

Senior White’s clone sounded. “Get me some fruit and snacks.”

True Monarch Eternal Fire smiled, and said, “Alright, then I’ll meditate while waiting for you here.”

“Sure.” Song Shuhang opened the window, and he jumped out of it.

“…” Su Clan’s Sixteen.

Do you really have to exit the building in such an unusual manner?

Sixteen then looked at herself. Fortunately, she was wearing jean shorts.

And so, she followed Song Shuhang, jumping down from the window, and fell toward the flower bed. She pointed her toes toward the branch of a small sapling, and gently landed on it.

As she landed, Sixteen happened to hear the black Scarlet Heaven Sword reminding Song Shuhang, “I think that you should go out through the door next time. If you do things like jumping out of windows too much, it will become addictive. When you go home where your parents live, and suddenly jump out of the window…”

Song Shuhang said, “Habits are indeed frightening.”

If Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword had not reminded him, he would probably not have noticed it, and actually jumped out the window back in his parents’ home.

“Actually, Shuhang, I think that you should get Uncle and Auntie to get used to the world of cultivation unconsciously. You can have stuff from the world of cultivation slowly become a part of their lives. This way, it would be easier for them to accept it when you decide to tell them in the future.” Su Clan’s Sixteen took out a pair of sandals, put them on, and gently jumped off the branches.

Hearing this, Song Shuhang nodded thoughtfully. “Actually, Shuhang, you’ve already done it in the past.” Su Clan’s Sixteen bent over, and tied the straps of her sandals. “The spirit rice and the water from the living spring of your Inner World you sent home have already caused some changes to happen to your parents. That can also be regarded as an infiltration of sorts.”

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword added, “Then you can step it up a bit, and send your family some more products from the world of cultivation. This way, when your sibling is born, they’ll be well-suited to become a cultivator.”

“Mm-hm, good idea.” Song Shuhang nodded

-although he had not been spending much time with his parents recently, his disciple Little Cai had been silently following them for quite some time now. He could let his parents come into contact with cultivator products through Little Cai.

Song Shuhang transferred his consciousness over to a stone pit in his Inner World. This stone pit contained the heavenly lake stone milk from the Black Dragon World, which possessed an effect similar to that of a transformation pill. It could allow a monster cultivator that was below the Fifth Stage to immediately get the chance to transform its body.

“I’ll contact Little Cai later,” said Song Shuhang. Right, I could also give Little Cai some stone milk so that she can acquire her transformation as soon as possible. That would help her increase the speed of her cultivation as well.

In Jiangnan University Town, Song Shuhang and Sixteen leaned against each other. They were currently shrouded in an illusion.

The two wandered around Jiangnan University Town before quietly arriving at Song Shuhang’s dormitory.