BXBX NOVEL Chapter 163 None Of Them Are Good Birds
Chapter 163 None Of Them Are Good Birds
A white shadow floated out of the window and said in an extremely strange voice, "You said that you cried until your intestines broke. I\'m just going to live for a while. It\'s fine. It\'s not a waste to pay for that life first, it\'s not a waste to live in this world." Life is a few cool autumn, floating only a dream.
Gu Tianyou didn\'t know if there were ghosts or gods, but there was one thing that he was certain about. This guy who pretended to be a hanging ghost outside was definitely not a ghost or god. Instead, two artificially domesticated spirit beasts were pretending to be ghosts. This miraculous technique was called Impermanence for Vengeance.
Choose a long-tailed langurs from Southeast Asia. After careful training since childhood, every move was vivid. Aiming at someone, when casting a spell, he covered the monkey in a white cloth. The white cloth depicted a white impermanence image, in which the monkey man pretended to be a ghost and received a frightening effect. This kind of monkey was smart and liked people to walk, was good at climbing, and was the largest in the same genus, especially natural white hair was more likely to trigger fear in people\'s hearts.
This kind of miracle technique was not enough for this animal. It still needed a spirit bird. It was characterized by its long lifespan and eloquence. White apes lead the way, birds call long tongues. In ancient times, most of the folk Warlocks used Han Gao as their long tongue. This kind of bird could live up to 30 years, and it was especially good at imitating human speech. As long as it was nurtured intentionally from a young age, it would be able to reach the level of communicating with others without interruption for more than ten years. Hidden behind the white ape, the two animals came out together, supplemented by hallucinogenic drugs, it was enough to frighten people and even frighten them to death.
Today, the use of this technique has greatly changed in bird selection, According to the old man, the current Warlocks chose a male blue-purple macaw from the Brazilian primeval forest of South America. It was the largest parrot in the world. It was more than a meter long, weighed five kilograms, had a wingspan of nearly five feet, had plain blue feathers and a huge iron hook-like beak, and could live for up to 60 years. Characteristic smart, naughty, good at communication, especially for human language vocabulary has a high talent for imitation.
This kind of parrot has a simple eating habit and a strong ability to survive. Able to eat a wide variety of fresh nuts and plant seeds, very good at using sharp mouths to shatter nuts or grass shells. Their mouths are so strong that they can even bite off welds in metal cages. In the late Qing Dynasty, there were seniors from Jianghu who followed the Heavenly Kingdom in their deeds. After their defeat, they fled overseas and traveled to the Golden Mountain with the ship. When they accidentally discovered this bird, they immediately worshipped it as a precious treasure. After meticulous training, they could not only use it as a life-threatening tongue, they could even use it to steal jewelry and jade.
This was also the reason why Gu Tianyou was so knowledgeable. If it was someone else, he would have peed in his pants in the middle of the night. How could he think about it anywhere else?
Han Gao had been nurtured, and his voice was deep and coherent, even like a song. The Violet-Blue Macaw, on the other hand, was a loud-voiced parrot. Although it had a talented tongue and a lifespan of eloquence, it had an unavoidable flaw. Even this bird could easily stutter, especially with a Latin accent, which even the Warlocks of the Grand Dao could not correct. The old man said that he had gotten this one when he was young and accompanied him for more than 50 years, but he still couldn\'t change his Latin accent even after he died.
The one outside did not stutter, but the Latin accent was extremely stiff and unpleasant to hear, and his voice was even more rough and deep and tactful.
The commotion here was so big that even Lu Ziqi heard it, not to mention Long Jianmei. The two women ran into the main bedroom together and were stunned when they saw the scene outside the window. Lu Ziqi was even stronger than the outstanding little dragon girl. Looking at Gu Tianyou\'s calm face, she asked in a trembling voice, "What is floating outside? Aren\'t you afraid?"
Gu Tianyou smiled and said, "There\'s nothing to be afraid of. There are actually two interesting things out there. Someone sent them to cause trouble for us. I plan to grab my tongue and come back to ask. Perhaps I can get you guys a particularly interesting pet."
The little dragon girl grabbed Lu Ziqi\'s skirt in fear. Her knuckles were already slightly pale from excessive strength. She said in a trembling voice, "What, what fun is that? That, that is clearly hanging Ghost White Impermanence. Grandma said that his name is Xie Bian. He specializes in taking and taking people\'s souls. He is here to look for you, a bad person."
Gu Tianyou said, "They are going to open the window and enter the room. Don\'t blame me for not reminding you. Whoever is most afraid of them will look for them." As he spoke, he took the initiative to unlock the lock on the sliding window. Then, he turned around and instructed Lu Ziqi, "If you want something fun, go get some macaroni or nuts."
At this time, the white figure floating outside the window started to move slowly, and the voice was still talking nonstop. It was just that his voice was so strange that it made people laugh. Terrorism can be contagious, so is fearlessness. Under Gu Tianyou\'s influence, the two women weren\'t that scared anymore. Lu Ziqi turned around to pick up the macaroni. Long Jianmei wanted to follow him, but she felt that staying by Gu Tianyou\'s side at this time was the best way to know. She hesitated for a moment and did not move.
Long Jianmei was so scared that she subconsciously grabbed Gu Tianyou\'s clothes. Only then did he notice that Gu Tianyou was wearing only a pair of boxer panties. She blushed with embarrassment. When she withdrew her gaze, she couldn\'t help but glance at the humiliating bulge. She couldn\'t help but be shocked. No wonder Sister Ziqi screamed so fiercely last night.
The window was slowly pulled open, but the two animals outside did not intend to enter the room. The white cloth trembled endlessly, but a wisp of green smoke floated out from behind the scenes. This was the Datura flower dried and ground into powder mixed with a little white phosphorus. It was hidden in a pipe. As long as one blew out a wisp of green smoke, the middle-aged person would be easily lured out of their negative emotions if they were not mentally prepared. The recipe was very easy to dissolve, and it only needed a mouthful of cold water to dissolve.
At this moment, Long Jianmei felt terrifying again. How could this be like a beast\'s method? It was clearly caused by a monster. Lu Ziqi took the macaroni and was shocked to see this scene. The little dragon girl immediately went into Ziqi\'s arms. Gu Tianyou took the macaroni, unhurriedly sprinkled dozens of pills on the bed sheet, and then threw a few pills out of the window. Then, he pulled the two women back slowly, leaning against the wall four meters away from the bed.
Three minutes later, seeing that the white fellow had been chattering nonstop without any substantial action, the courage of the two women gradually increased. Long Jianmei was just about to speak when Gu Tianyou reached out and covered her mouth. Thinking about how this man had just gotten up in bed and how he had done something bad with his hands, he covered his mouth without even washing his hands and was immediately speechless with embarrassment. Lu Ziqi whispered into Gu Tianyou\'s ear, "What kind of animal is this?"
Gu Tianyou smiled mysteriously and quietly replied, "It will come out soon. The white cloth is hung by thin threads of a bird. It creates a suspension effect. The monkey hid under the white cloth is actually standing on the balcony railing. The gluttony on the balcony will get dry after a while."
As soon as he finished speaking, that strange voice suddenly changed. Aiya, I\'m starving to death! Then, a big bird jumped onto the balcony and ate the macaroni on the ground. After eating a few pills, it was not satisfied. After jumping on the windowsill and hesitating for a while, it finally jumped into the room. At this moment, the white ape outside struggled free after being blindfolded by the white cloth. It was terrified and decisively escaped. Only the large bird with the huge iron hook and beak jumped onto the bed sheet and ate.
Gu Tianyou\'s figure was like an arrow as he leapt forward and wrapped the strange bird in the sheets. He only heard a strange cry, "Oh, damn it, bird!"
With a piercing sound, the bed sheet was torn open by this fellow with its huge beak. Just as it was about to drill out of here, a large cup of water had already covered its head. Gu Tianyou wrapped his entire body around it with the sheets. The bird actually cried out again, Surrender, surrender.
Lu Long and the other two girls were extremely surprised. They never imagined that there would actually be such a spirit-channeling bird in this world. The two of them approached and complained at the same time that Gu Tianyou was too cruel. Gu Tianyou chuckled and said, "Don\'t be fooled by its beautiful appearance. This guy is a real raptor. A bird that can reach this level of communication will have to live for more than 20 years. He\'s not even as big as the three of us."
"27, 27, 27!"
Today, it is difficult for us to accept the fact that an animal can understand human language. However, just like a police dog can understand passwords, domestic cats for more than ten years will cry when they hear that their owners are seriously ill. Parrots were intelligent creatures that ranked ahead of dolphins and gorillas. They were only inferior to crows and had almost as long a life as humans. Over time, they gradually familiarized themselves with the way humans talked, understood the meaning behind them, and evolved the ability to communicate with humans. Although this phenomenon is rare, it is not nonsense.
Long Jianmei was surprised, "Do you know what we\'re talking about?"
"It will answer," Lu Ziqi said.
The bird\'s head was covered by a cup, and it was inconvenient to open its mouth. The noise was even more strange and funny, and it replied, "Fool won\'t, fool won\'t."
The two girls were amused.
Gu Tianyou said, "Don\'t be so cute. I know that you are old enough to speak a few words of human language and understand a few words of human language. Since you understand, you should know the current situation. Let me ask you what is the name of your Great Master."
"Diamond Saint Master, Diamond Saint Master." This bird was straightforward, simply lacking in loyalty.
When Gu Tianyou heard this, he was secretly annoyed. I haven\'t even calculated you for this dog yet, but you\'ve already made up your mind about me. How did this guy find this place? Thinking of this, he couldn\'t help but feel strange. He didn\'t feel that he was being followed along the way. Furthermore, even if he was followed, there was no reason for him to be able to find Lu Ziqi\'s house.
"Do you know why Great Master is looking for trouble with me?"
"Woman, woman."
I\'m guessing it\'s Qin Mulan. It seems that this Diamond Saint Master has noticed that this daddy also understands strange techniques and is a little intimate with Qin Mulan. He\'s afraid that this daddy will rob him of his business. That\'s why he sent this fellow to harm him. However, those who knew some strange techniques were afraid of being exposed, and there was always a sliver of luck in their minds that they would not be able to easily see through their own paths.
Lu Ziqi immediately asked, "What woman?"
"Good-looking, good-looking."
Lu Ziqi was instantly enraged. In such a short period of time, she had hooked up with a woman and even created such a mysterious incident of jealousy. Raising his small hand, he fiercely twisted Gu Tianyou\'s arm.
Gu Tianyou endured the pain and said with a smile, "Work, work, it\'s all for work."
"Who would believe you?" "This bird is so cute," Lu Ziqi said angrily. "Why are you still grabbing it like this?" As he spoke, he snatched away the glass of water that restricted the parrot from talking.
Gu Tianyou said, "I let it go and it flew away. At that time, you still have to be anxious with me. It hasn\'t completed its mission and won\'t be able to eat good fruit when it returns."
"Eat nuts, not bad fruits."
Long Jianmei wanted to praise him for being obedient, but this guy suddenly said, "A man sleeps with two women, awesome, awesome!"
"Who taught this bird? I\'ll kill him!"