My Girlfriend is a Zombie

As long as the opportunity presented itself, this national treasure would pull things up on the side of the road and throw it towards Ling Mo, giving him no chance to breathe.

Rocks, tree trunks, floor tiles...

“Hoo!”

A gust of wind blew towards him. Ling Mo looked up and found that the sky was blocked by a dark shadow.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!”

The huge, flesh-like body looked like a belt, and seemed familiar...

“Isn’t that the big mutant python?!”

The corpse of the bucket mutant python was actually torn out from the wall by the mutant panda and was being used as a chain whip.

This mutant python was much stronger than an ordinary chain whip. It was longer, durable, and had flexible joints...

The snake’s open mouth could also be used as a barb [1]. Getting hit by the snake’s fang would be deadly.

The purplish-red snake tongue hung outside, and it didn’t seem like something you should touch.

That purple color... I get a bad feeling when I look at this color. Even if it isn’t poisonous, it definitely still isn’t anything good.

Because of the mutant panda using the snake corpse in this way, the girls who were chasing from behind were also obstructed.

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“I... I can’t aim...”

Ye Lian said frowning and lowered the sniper rifle.

Although this panda didn’t have a slim figure, it always moved in an s-shaped route when it advanced.

Coupled with the body of a mutant python that interfered with her line of sight, even a talented sharpshooter like Ye Lian was unable to find a clear shot.

Although she found several chances to shoot, the panda would coincidentally be in front of Ling Mo at these exact moments and she wasn’t sure if the panda was doing this intentionally or unintentionally.

With a sniper rifle’s power, even if she could shoot the panda, it would probably harm Ling Mo also in the process.

If the panda was able to dodge the shot, then Ling Mo’s flesh, which they have longed for so long, could only be roasted and eaten by them.

“Damn it, I almost got slapped with it...”

Shana leaped abruptly, and the snake head swept past her feet.

Although Nana’s spiritual body had separated from her shadow, she was also powerless against a mutant python that had no vitality at all.

She and Dark Shana can’t be too far from each other. Although her spiritual body couldn’t be harmed by the mutant python, it also didn’t seem possible for her to reach the mutant panda alone.

The mutant python was more than ten meters long, and the distance limit between Nana and Dark Shana was only ten meters.

“It just so happens to be our limit! That bastard meatball, you might as well roll instead! Maybe it’s faster!” Dark Shana narrowed her eyes and cursed.

“I can’t get through either.”

Li Yalin flashed and appeared beside Shana, anxiously.

She quickly flashed several times but failed to get past the dancing snake corpse.

This snake corpse was whipped continuously by the mutant panda, and the speed was getting faster and faster. Even with their racial talent, it was difficult to find a gap for them to go through.

Lucy followed behind Yu Shiran with great difficulty and secretly thought.

“I didn’t expect Ling Mo to be so fast... But this mutant panda is too powerful... With Ling Mo’s strength, can he really handle it?”

She turned her gaze to the three girls in front of her. She knew the girls were powerful, but right now, they were being completely blocked from taking any action.

The girls fighting strength couldn’t be exerted fully. Only Ling Mo, who was a spiritual psychic, could fight right now.

And Ling Mo wasn’t the type to fight directly.

However, can Ling Mo handle this crazy and violent panda alone?

Lucy had no idea. She was different from Ye Lian and the girls. It wasn’t possible for her to have that kind of blind trust in Ling Mo...

Although these female zombies were very anxious, they didn’t panic.

Even if they can’t break through the blockade and group up with Ling Mo for the time being, they still wouldn’t panic.

However, the distance between them and Ling Mo couldn’t be shortened.

The mutant panda waved the snake corpse and kept making sharp cries, “MEIGRR!”

“FUCK YOUR GRR!”

Ling Mo was trying his best to find obstacles to circle around so that he could somehow free himself from this dilemma.

I thought that being chased in the zoo last time would be a thing of the past, but I didn’t expect that history would really repeat itself.

Last time it was just a snake that chased me, but this time it’s a panda chasing me with a snake.

It’s obviously an animal that is supposed to be professional at acting cute. But why is it so terrifying now?!

There were several times that Ling Mo wanted to turn around and fight back, but a “whooshing” gust of wind from behind reminded him that once he slowed down, he might... No, he would definitely be killed on the spot by the snake corpse.

If he were cut from the waist, that would just mean that the panda wasn’t trying his best. Based on Ling Mo’s estimations, the possibility of being smashed into pieces was higher!

“Before the mutation, pandas were considered a national treasure. After mutating, they actually have become so arrogant... I used to really despise this kind of animal before. I thought that their only skill in life was to act cute. I never expected that their combat power would be so strong... I was wrong to curse that they only know how to eat bamboo all day! They should have been given an ax to patrol the zoo instead!”

After running for a while, even Ling Mo himself didn’t know where he was going.

From his visual assessment, he should still be somewhere in the zoo... In any case, there were rockeries and green belts everywhere, and Ling Mo really had no time to look at the occasional signs on the road.

There was a large pond in front of him that also had a corridor that wasn’t too wide in the middle.

“You shouldn’t be able to use that chain whip anymore if I can get over there....”

Ling Mo thought and stared at the corridor, listening to the wind from behind him get closer and closer.

After barely blocking an attack with his spiritual tentacles, Ling Mo immediately accelerated and ran towards the corridor.

“MEIGRR!”

However, the mutant panda seemed to know Ling Mo’s intentions and suddenly changed directions. It unexpectedly began to run along the pond instead.

Ling Mo, who had already rushed into the corridor, was shocked to find the panda waving the snake corpse at his side after running inside the corridor for more than ten meters.

“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!”

If things were to continue like this, Ling Mo would eventually be caught by this mutant panda, and if he were to go back, the result would still be the same.

“I guess I got no choice...”

Although he was trapped with no way out, Ling Mo quickly calmed down.

There was an artificial island in the middle of the pond. He didn’t know if it was a place for monkeys or something else but in short, there was a large open space.

There weren’t many obstacles on the island itself, but there were railings that surrounded the island, and there was also a ten-meter ground gap that could be used to his advantage.

“Fuck it, I’ll go hand-to-hand combat just this once! It’s just a panda that is a little bit taller and stronger!”

As Ling Mo rushed into the island in the middle of the pond, Ye Lian and the others had reached the edges of the pond.

Was it better for them to chase after the panda, or should they run after Ling Mo?

Before they could make a decision, the panda did something unexpected.

While it was still running alongside the artificial lake, its arms suddenly accelerated.

“HUU! HUU! HUU!”

The snake corpse spun like a propeller from a helicopter, allowing the panda to glide forward after jumping towards the lake.

“This is... a bamboo dragonfly! Was it being possessed by Doraemon at this moment?”

Ling Mo was taken aback. The IQ of this panda wasn’t low!

The difficulty of dealing with a mutant beast with such a high IQ wasn’t as simple as fighting something twice as hard.

“But... that means it’s defenseless while it’s gliding!”

After recovering from his shock, Ling Mo was overjoyed, “I was so scared for a moment. It turns out that although it has a high IQ, it is very unlucky....”

You thought you were so smart, but in fact, right now you’re completely defenseless!

Not only Ling Mo, but also Ye Lian reacted immediately. She armed herself with the sniper and took aim at this mutant panda.

From the time the panda resolutely jumped out, it had only passed one second.

Just as Ling Mo was about to use his tentacles and Ye Lian was about to pull the trigger, the panda suddenly accelerated—-

“PFFFFF!”

A large group of water splashed, as if a bomb was thrown into the lake, and a huge, deep black hole immediately appeared in the lake...

“Uhh... Holy shit, it’s so heavy!

Ling Mo was stunned for a second before coming back to his senses.

Because of its terrifying weight, this mutant panda and the snake corpse sank directly into the water.

Although the surface of the water was still fluctuating violently, Ling Mo and the others couldn’t find their shadows at all....

[1] – No it’s not short for barbarian. The definition of this is “the sharp part of a fishhook or arrow that makes it difficult to remove from something caught on it.”